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Half stars?! Now, that’s a worthy update ✨

The TV played the Home Shopping Network to two enormous French Bébé dolls sitting side by side.

These creepy fuckers are gonna come to life at some point, aren’t they?

What’s the bravest thing you ever did? […]
Getting up this morning.

OMG why is this installment so tense?? I’m getting agitated

Why are they putting a DNF shelf when we… already have that? So many things to fix and GR picks the dumbest one lmao

I just finished rereading a werewolf series, why not reread a vampire one? Yes yes I agree, makes perfect sense.

what. the. fuck.

Kay, we had fun with all the smut and whatnot, but I’m kinda ready to see some epic gladiator fighting ⚔️🔥

I wanted to keep the holiday vibes going, but needed a change of pace. Murdery Christmas? Yes, please.

Words hurt as bad as a fist. Maybe worse. Because a fist, maybe you excuse that as oh, he couldn’t help it […]. But someone cuts you with words? Calls you names, tells you how little they think of you? That bypasses all your armor. A razor sliding across the meat of your heart.

Words hurt as bad as a fist. Maybe worse. Because a fist, maybe you excuse that as oh, he couldn’t help it […]. But someone cuts you with words? Calls you names, tells you how little they think of you? That bypasses all your armor. A razor sliding across the meat of your heart.

Nooooo not a cliffhangerrr aaaaa 😭😭

K GR, I get you’re upset we all hated the DM removal, but jfc at least stop crashing every two seconds

How tf does GR just get worse every year 🙃

The whole gang is together AAAAAHHH I’m squealingggg

Filled With Cuke

This book is trying to kill me 🥵

The good thing about being sick is that I’m finishing so many books. The bad thing, is that I barely remember them. These reviews are gonna be so wack.

I’m already sobbing, and to think I was looking for light fluff. What was I thinking when I decided to pick this up??
Send help. And tissues.

What was past me thinking making plans on a Friday night when present me just wants to snuggle in bed and read? Now I have to socialize?? 😭

Ok, I know I put out into the universe that I was hoping this would be a dumb & easy thriller, but dear god this is painful

K fuck the deadlines I need to read this right now

And curled around his thigh, gripping the limb, was a . . . fucking stars, it was a tail.

omg please please let there be tail play please

“Hey, Eli,” he said again. “Yes?” “Invite me in.”

SQUEALINGGGG I’m already in love with these two

Rereading this, Kyran and the way he acts makes sooo much more sense.

Got addicted to a BL series and am behind on reviews lmao I’ll be back once I crawl out of this rabbit hole

You can definitely see this was written a while ago and KA Merikan stepped up their style quite a bit since then, but it’s still soooo addicting 🔥

A summer storm and a book. Perfect.

“Yeah, I understand you, dude.” “Oh, very excellent, dude,” Ξ.A.kr’ξ𝞹’p sighed with relief. “Very glad you understand, dude. Need help to unfuck flying movement box.”

I’m dyingggg 💀💀