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share the shower??? is this a polycule commune????

she kissed her friend’s fiancé?

BRUHHHHHH WHY DOES RAINBOW ROWELL DO THIS TO HER CHARACTERS

been reading this for a month. yes i am in a slump. but also… i was spoiled so idk if i want to keep reading

ARMINNNNNNNN 😭

Why would she even keep that shit in her desk 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

AND I WOULDVE EXPOSED MY CHEATING ASS BOSS dgaf

jolene is better than me because i would’ve told kaitlyn she deserves whatever shit is coming to her

um so she’s terrible?? girl quit idk

IDIOTTTTTT RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY DOES SHE KEEP TALKING ... she's so silly, also is it gonna be cliff or armin?

this girl is miserable but honestly so is everyone else. she should be allowed to bomb that office

libby audiobooks i love you 😁😁😁 also SHES GOOFY ASFFF ???? DID DARK MODE NOT EXIST???? SHE DIDNT THINK THEY WERE TRACKING COMMUNICATION?????? she’s kinda funny for that

um well now THAT is definitely not happening. like why would you tell someone?

a brazilian the day you’re having sex?? no i know this was written by a man

yo this is the second incest joke… elle kennedy are you ready to be raided by the fbi..?.

twincest???????. YEUCK

so they’ve only know each other for a little more than a month and they’re are the people each other trusts most??? sure

hannah is not a girls girl. she calls girls slurs and floozys and won’t even let her friends take a peek at her sex tape 🫩

good for hannah… she should’ve ran through that house like cross country idk 🤷‍♀️

i stg i thought they were watching breaking bad on dvd not streaming service before. did they change it????? also would a cat wouldn’t be mean to a person and then bring them something dead ??? i thought cats bringing dead stuff was like a sign of liking you but i’m no cat expert so let me stfu

talking about a lawyer fucking another lawyer would be incest ok so now let’s address the elephant 😲

i’m concerned. did he.. have a part in… raising her???????????????????????

i know this is gonna be an age gap with a man but why are we setting up the second chapter very sapphicly… can she just be with this woman idk

yes i’ve borrowed another possibly most likely mediocre smutty rom com from libby. and no one can tell me shit because i’m bolstering my local library. i love you library and libby <3

i borrowed this from the library because this snow day was so unserious and i needed some media to match the vibe and also i wanted to know how it ended so i was just gonna skip to the end but then i lowkey wanted to know was happened in between and now i’m halfway through and this shit is absolutely the most unserious shit to ever cross my desk. and i read wattpad 😭

you'd think that a family who lowkey hates each other would have more more interesting drama happening, but no... i'm as bored of this book as julia is with her damn husband goodnight

julia is the most borin part of this book. kill her off already.

i will finish this book. it might take me decades. but i will. ITS BORING THOOO 😭😭😭 i we could’ve sped this all up by having this from only sylvie’s perspective

yoo i need to read a book that doesn’t feature white people. i don’t give a gaffff 😭😭 i will finish it tho

i feel like everything is happening but nothing is happening. maybe because i’m kinda bored of the story or none of these characters are truly compelling but like dad just died of a heart attack and all i said was woah type shit like 😭😭