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I am not the target audience for a teacher of an unknown age having the hots for a 16 year old student

“I should have drunk from him” girl now is not the time to have orgasm blood drinking experiences!! You’re literally talking to a DRAGON

If I had a shot every time Saeris talked about Kingfisher’s “dark waves” I would die of alcohol poisoning

How can kingfisher suddenly use his magic. I am so tired.

Did nobody edit this fucking book? He just took Saeris’ shirt off TWICE!!

Don’t actually know what page but I’ve reached the part where Callie Hart just forgets Carrion is NOT in the same REALM as Saeris???! “He’s fighting with the other guy” Girl did you suffer brain damage?? He went back to where you grew up WITH YOUR LITERAL MATE.
I am unnecessarily so angry about this.

“You’re the funniest thing she knows. That’s why she always draws you in colour”
I’m jumping off my balcony as we speak

“And she was colour. All the colour he had.” 😭😭😭

whip out that lumberjack wood and logjam me? i’m going to lose my shit

Choo-cha?????????

jammed on that lumberjack’s log?? GIRL!!

tiddle my tulip??!

why does everyone have to mention that Mabel is black

“it’s tight, that shirt. it’s made of a soft, stretchy material that begins around her collarbone, then hugs, licks, (ew?) and bends over her chest and torso, revealing a slender figure that is fantastically woman.”

?????