Miranda > Recent Status Updates

“You’re the funniest thing she knows. That’s why she always draws you in colour”
I’m jumping off my balcony as we speak

“And she was colour. All the colour he had.” 😭😭😭

whip out that lumberjack wood and logjam me? i’m going to lose my shit

Choo-cha?????????

jammed on that lumberjack’s log?? GIRL!!

tiddle my tulip??!

why does everyone have to mention that Mabel is black

“it’s tight, that shirt. it’s made of a soft, stretchy material that begins around her collarbone, then hugs, licks, (ew?) and bends over her chest and torso, revealing a slender figure that is fantastically woman.”

?????

i’m a little confused