Devynn > Recent Status Updates

Oh baby they is FAWKIN on this beach

“I was good for nothing but blood.”
I already know I’m going to love this book.

Maven, every single word you just strung together was gross as hell

“A substitute kindergarten teaching job was the professional version of a fully flaccid penis.”
I don’t like Natalie as a person but I do like how she strings words together.

The heat finallyyy rising in this slow burn 🔥

Oh I’m going to sob

Ok so I DID understand that correctly. Hell yeah, lesbians.

Wait?? Evangeline?? Elaine???

Wait he did what. HE WHAT??

Excuse me??

I’m struggling y’all

I FUCKIN KNEW IT

So like, I knew this was going to happen…so why am I still shocked and dumbfounded

“Queerbaiting! That’ll fix EVERYTHING!”

I have hated nearly every single thing June has said up to this point. I was fully expecting (not condoning) her racism that she swears isn’t racism, knowing what I did about this book when I started it. But calling her 8 year old niece a “basic bitch in training” because she isn’t the bookish type that she can take to indie bookstores? I guess hatred is usually intersectional too.

“If David was an unstoppable force, Moira was an immovable object.” 🙂‍↕️

Baby, are you trying to convince me or yourself?

Why am I actually about to cry

“For only the pain of empathy will keep us human. There’s no version of God that can help us if we ever lose that.”

“Embrace it, Rowan. Suckle at its transformative breast.” You’re cut off from talking, I don’t want to hear you again Goddard.

If I’m ever assaulted by the term “nether lips” again, I’m hitting back

Thank god I have the audio for this through Hoopla as well as the physical book, I’m going to have to hybrid this one if I want to finish it.

“You chose the wrong guy for your first time. But it’s too late now.”

I think RuNyx meant for this to be “sexy” but all it did was piss me off.

The end of chapter 21 is a crazy fucking place to run out of Spotify listening hours

Willa and Andrew and the funko pops, I’m actually going to cry

I just fucking knew this was going to happen. I’m screaming.

Oh this dog is 100% Ilya’s now

I feel like we have one more BIG thing coming that will need resolving, and I’m not ready. I’m scared. There is a very obvious, straightforward thing..but I don’t think it’s going to be that easy.

“Do you think the other dogs are nice to him at his school?” Ilya’s love and concern for the team puppy might be the cutest thing I’ve ever read.