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The Native storyline feels forced. Like the writer read a wiki page about them and then reworded it.

“ She moved like a meth, addicted, zombie ballerina” sorry WHAT

The use of the word “tummy” is damn near criminal

Hey so I didn’t want to know what it sounded like when you rip out your own eyeballs. That’s just me tho

1) a robot is reading a book?
2) feels clunky for Nigel to randomly bring up a Stephen king book (the dead zone) - no context afterwards. Just moves on to the next chapter

If I had to pick how it happened that’s how I’d pick. RIP Callahan

I’m like 2 sentences in and I’ll tell you what - I don’t want Jake or Callahan to die. That won’t be cash money

And you better believe I was fist pumping in the car the entire time the Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood theme played at the beginning. And you better believe I screamed when LAMAR BURTON came on as the reader. The PBS kid in me is quaking

In my head Brigham Young is Winston Churchill and I can’t decide if that’s funny or not

Alright I feel sick

The first 28% of this has just been the history of the Mormon faith and I’ve kinda enjoyed it

This is tea. This is tea on Mormons.

Hey so what do you mean ESP and telepathy are for sure real? That there are studies proving it? Is that real? That sounds fake

“The thing that I saw was t Reegan” yeah dude no shit. She has a man’s voice, speaks a new language, and did unspeakable things with a crucifix TWICE. Grow up

NOW WE’RE GETTIN INTO IT

This is exactly like the movie so far and I’m loving it. The writing is beautiful

“Come Home, Nell” I FUCKING KNEW IT LETS GOOOOOOOOO

LOL Spoke too soon literally the next words were about a ghost

Hey so nothings happening. They found a cold spot and one room was stinky. Let’s make with the 👻boo👻

Not the cup of stars I’ll cry

Uhm why is Susanna picturing ROLAND’s eyes on her baby

If oi dies I’m burning my first book.

7500 FOR A NEW CAR!? IN 1977!? Boomers have no right to talk about how we don’t work. That pisses me off. That’s it. That’s the update.

Don’t love the abortion argument between Callahan and Rolland.

I have a theory that SK is the crimson king and Walter/the man in black is the “plot” driving Roland to his next adventure. Once Roland killed (I think?) Walter then all these weird things started happening and he could exist the same universe as SK.

I knew 11/22/63 would be referenced sometime. Now waiting for them to talk about bringing the dead back at a cemetery and that’ll be ever SK book I’ve ever read referenced.

I think Callahan is a Gunslinger, but I don’t think in the traditional sense. The way he’s telling his story, where he’ll speak and then it’ll flash back, is very similar to the og Gunslinger book with Roland. And the way he’s killing this “type 3’s” just reads gunslinger to me. Always on the move and helping people who need it.

CALLAHAN IS BISEXUAL!!!!! That makes me so happy lol

I thought when Callahan drank Barlow’s blood he’d turn into a vampire himself and that’s why the church burned him? But he can drink still?

I feel like an FBI agent with a cork board full of pictures and yarn. I’m the same breath, I have no idea what’s happening.