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“Do you really want to die having never seen the World’s Largest Wooden Crucifix?”
Colin thought it over. “Yes. First off, neither of us is Christian. Second off, spending the summer chasing after idiotic roadside attractions is not going to fix anything. Third off, crucifixes remind me of her.”
“Of who?”
“Of her.”
“Kafir, she was an atheist!”

—So I’m changing it to ‘God Hates Baguettes.’ It’s tough to disagree with that. Everybody hates baguettes.”
“J’aime les baguettes,”
“You aime lots of stupid crap.”
2/2

“What are you doing?”
“Well, while you were in the bathroom, I sat down at this picnic table here in Bumblefug, Kentucky, and noticed that someone had carved that GOD HATES FAG, which, aside from being a grammatical nightmare, is absolutely ridiculous.”
1/2

“Kafir—I’m paralyzed back here. Lean that shit forward. I gotta pray.”

Dare I say the only Muslim rep in western media

“out.
“What about all your reasons for staying away? What about the new project? And the fans? And the travel? All those things that you swore meant we would never work.” I have to ask, because if I let the walls back down and he does another 180 on me, I’m not sure I can survive it.
“I turned down Max Thunder.”

WDYM U TURNED DOWN MAX THUNDER DAWG

“You two went on a date, stayed out all night, and she comes back here, packs her bags, and leaves.”
“Dude, how bad was the sex?” Sebastian asks with a yawn, wearing a black silk smoking jacket, Hugh Hefner-style.”

I’m sobbing what

“leads.
“I need to know first. Is this very generous offer of sex for just one night? Or are you telling me we can be together, date?”
“I don’t date,” he hedges, which, in my current frame of mind, pisses me off”

Omg slime him atp

“I don’t understand. Chase led me to think he was back with Cassidy.”
“Obviously, you misunderstood”

Except she didn’t. HE literally told her he was

“This is all coming to an end. At least I can build a few more memories and ensure she’s protected before she leaves for good”

This is so manipulative and he knows it

“Were you interrupting something?” Daisy answers with an arch look. “That’s such an interesting question. Olivia here was just telling us about this pen pal she had and how they met when he bought her typewriter. A Remington.”
He stiffens at her words, his head jerking back”

Daisy knows what’s up

“Thank you,” I say. “Daisies are my favorite flowers.” My eyes sting at the unexpected sweetness of the gesture.
“I know,” he says. “I-I mean, I’m not surprised.”

so we’re giving ourselves away again ok

“I glare at Chase. “Why wouldn’t I? Are you trying to tell me I’m not allowed to skinny-dip or date someone?” The idea that he thinks I’m too boring to take sexy risks makes me grumpy.
His mouth turns downward, but he seems to value his life because he doesn’t answer.”

Smart choice chase

“If Olivia needs help with her list, it will be me. Not any of you asses.”
I swing my head to see Chase standing in the doorway in long shorts and a T-shirt, with a towel around his neck and a glower on his face. He must have come from a workout in the gym because sweat glistens on his defined muscles, making me weak.”

👅👅

“I open my mouth to deny the rumors and then change my mind.
Maybe it’s for the best that she thinks I’m with someone else. It’s safer this way. It’s on the tip of my tongue, but I can’t say the lie. There are too many other untruths between us. So I just nod.”

He pisses me off

“Slut. You don’t deserve him. Stay away from Chase.” Is slashed on the page”

it’s not that serious dawg it never is (to the fan girl not to the fl who just got her house burnt down. If I was in her position I’d have my best hackers track down her IP Address and then id doxx her)

“Either the hero comes crashing in and saves the day, or the heroine steps up, kicks ass, and saves herself, along with everyone else.
Yeah, that didn’t happen when I was caught in a fire.
”

Oh it was just a fire I thought she got kidnapped

“Ch-Chase, we have to talk.” Her voice is trembling. My always-glib, always-unflappable sister sounds upset.
Whatever happened is bad. And I already know that it’s all my fault.”

So he didn’t kidnap her? and yes it is ur fault everything is watch him be edgy and be like oh I should’ve never kissed her now I can never be in a relationship w u yap yap yap

“My lungs fill with smoke, thick and acrid.
Smoke? How?
I cough uncontrollably, trying to draw in enough breath to scream, to do something, anything, before the black mist overcomes me and the world fades into a heavy blanket of nothingness.”

TF DID SHE GET KIDNAPPED
BETTER QUESTION. DID HE ORDER HER TO GET KIDNAPPED?

. “But I’m territorial about Olivia in a way I’ve never been about anyone else. I want to mark her, a brand to announce that she’s mine.”

I feel like I’ve been transported my gacha/wattpad era with the way he’s tryna act like the alpha
Like boy we are in real life not the omegaverse as much as u want to be in it

“The stark way she says it has my chest constricting. Some asshole broke her heart. And I want to break his face. Who was he? In all the years of letters and texts, she never indicated that there was a boy she cared about”

It’s you, you idiot

“The truth is, I hate the thought of another woman being here, especially one who could freely explore his body. I’m his guest, but only by default.”

Girl he’s not yours (yet)


“I have no right to the jealousy that’s like acid in my belly.”

Exactly dawg

“ So many people in my life take care of me—managers, assistants, drivers, bodyguards. But I pay them. Olivia did this because she wanted to, not because it’s in her job description. And somehow, that makes all the difference to me”

“Just like I imagined,”

Giving himself away
Crazy

“Chase, meet my friend Olivia. Olivia, meet Chase James, my foster brother,” Daisy says. “Though, for some interesting reason, it seems like the two of you are already acquainted.” She tilts her head in question.”

WHATTTTT

“I’m stalking him as well.”
Girl it’s ok he did it first but ydk that

What’s pmo is that he’s like oh I can’t b in a relationship with her because I’m chase James but then appears infront of her as Chase James and KISSES HER???? DAWG CHILL OUT

“Why did you…” She shakes her head. “Why me?”
“Because you’re perfect, and you don’t even know it,” I say.
“Goodbye.” It’s all there is to say, my voice rough with unexpected emotion.
“Goodbye,” she whispers back, her finger still on her lips.
Not see you later, like last time.
This time, it’s goodbye.”

“And just like that, I’m his forever. Only as a fan, of course. Because he’s Chase James, movie star. There’s not any possibility of anything more”

What matters is that we’re both okay. A phone can be replaced, but people can’t,” the bike messenger says.
I turn my phone over. An edge crumbles in my hand.
“Great, hit-and-run dude is a philosopher,” Daisy says”

I’m sobbing

“I’m so damn sorry. I wish I could give you more than just friendship on a screen. But I can’t. This is all we can ever be.”

ARE U SERIOUS