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oops.... opened the first page anddddddd- i'm bored.

liquid diarrhoea running down my leg

there's doomed yuri and then there's THIS

liquid diarrhoea running down my leg

rereading this with the critical lense of not being a snobbish dick (& the display of sisterhood is too cute !!!)

so good !!!!!! renaissance of whimsy

ngl I have an inkling that French literature is ass

type shit

genuinely dont know if I can finish this bc theyve introduced a nice blonde dude and im not sure im strong enough to withstand 3 books of edging will-they-wont-they with his emo ahh golden glowing wolf eyes ‘competitor’😭

He just said, "Me strong. Hold water for smart lady." While flexing his biceps.

why is this 'fantasy man' wearing a t-shirt & *tight,* RIPPED jeans in MY fantasy novel 😭 do we have no imagination (& yes he is seven foot tall, tattooed, scarred with an incredibly large dick and he is genetically an alpha)

I need to talk to a trusted adult about this 😭 why are they naked wrestling 😭 he's just got his meat out 😭 wrestling with her fully clothed for a key 😭 this is like their fourth interaction 😭 why is he always so naked 😭

It’s the way Bella’s actually pretty fucking dope, for me

im only on chapter 3 omg what have I done 😭 i paid $25 for this pos audiobook oml so if i die in a car accident this will be the reason for my physical+social death cus if first responders find my car 100m off the side of the road, fat ass sprawled against my steering wheel with pre-death shit in my pants while listening to one of these ‘collection’ scenes on bluetooth, fullblast i will not be coming back sry