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In excitement of counting, God missed calling for mass 5 and so no heavier elements could be formed. He was disappointed & first wanted to contract universe again but it would be too simple. He decided to correct his mistake in the most impossible way. And God said, "Let there be Hoyle." And there was Hoyle. And God told him to make heavier elements any way he pleased which he decided to make in stars.

The poet only asks to get his head into the heavens. It is the logician who seeks to get the heavens into his head. And it is his head that splits.
---G.K. Chesterson

If this was Jamiaca, it stood alone in glory, foursquare to the winds.

...he resolved never again to kiss earth for any god or man. This decision, however, made a hole in him, a vacancy in a vital inner chamber, leaving him vulnerable to women and history.

...there was a pathologist for his patho, a cystologist for his cysts, and a bald and pedantic cetologist from the zoology department at Harvard who had been shanghaied ruthlessly into the Medical Corps by a faulty anode in an I.B.M. machine and spent his sessions with the dying colonel trying to discuss Moby Dick with him.