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Jon Switzer is starting My Heart Is a Chainsaw (The Indian Lake Trilogy, #1)
The following quote is during a part describing a persons jaw being practically dislocated and said person still being alive.

“The only reason it’s still even close to in place, isn’t torn away and tossed aside to sink, is…it’s her moisturizer regiment, isn’t it?”

STOP 😂
Nov 04, 2025 02:06PM Add a comment
My Heart Is a Chainsaw (The Indian Lake Trilogy, #1)

Jon Switzer
Jon Switzer is on page 282 of 405 of My Heart Is a Chainsaw (The Indian Lake Trilogy, #1)
I’m learning so much about slasher films.
Nov 03, 2025 04:54PM Add a comment
My Heart Is a Chainsaw (The Indian Lake Trilogy, #1)

Jon Switzer
Jon Switzer is 53% done with This Skin Was Once Mine and Other Disturbances
I think I’m actually gonna vomit 😂
Nov 02, 2025 07:05AM Add a comment
This Skin Was Once Mine and Other Disturbances

Jon Switzer
Jon Switzer is 51% done with This Skin Was Once Mine and Other Disturbances
Just a son and his dad fisting each-others open wounds…yep…totally normal…I think. I never really had a good relationship with my dad…thank god.
Nov 02, 2025 07:02AM Add a comment
This Skin Was Once Mine and Other Disturbances

Jon Switzer
Jon Switzer is 40% done with This Skin Was Once Mine and Other Disturbances
Well how the turn tables have table turned. This whole situation is just…I have no words really.
Nov 02, 2025 06:35AM Add a comment
This Skin Was Once Mine and Other Disturbances

Jon Switzer
Jon Switzer is on page 195 of 405 of My Heart Is a Chainsaw (The Indian Lake Trilogy, #1)
Well I definitely picked up on that possible situation early on, wasn’t expecting a heart to heart from it and I doubt Jade was either. Though it wasn’t entirely confirmed either.

Will she…won’t she… 🤷🏽‍♂️
Oct 31, 2025 01:46PM Add a comment
My Heart Is a Chainsaw (The Indian Lake Trilogy, #1)

Jon Switzer
Jon Switzer is on page 110 of 405 of My Heart Is a Chainsaw (The Indian Lake Trilogy, #1)
So far this is CINEMA 🙌🏼
Oct 30, 2025 03:58PM Add a comment
My Heart Is a Chainsaw (The Indian Lake Trilogy, #1)

Jon Switzer
Jon Switzer is on page 130 of 305 of The Only Good Indians
I’m aghast
Oct 28, 2025 02:24PM Add a comment
The Only Good Indians

Jon Switzer
Jon Switzer is on page 84 of 305 of The Only Good Indians
I’ve been slacking, and I have 4 days to finish this 😂
Oct 28, 2025 11:59AM Add a comment
The Only Good Indians

Jon Switzer
Jon Switzer is 40% done with Dark Harvest
“We are all being hunted/hunting a sentient jack-o-lantern scarecrow BUT girls partaking isn’t RIGHT!”

Ohhhhh BROTHER, this guy STINKS!

Classic small town bullies. Tbf she did beat his ass pretty badly.
Oct 12, 2025 09:06AM Add a comment
Dark Harvest

Jon Switzer
Jon Switzer is starting Dark Harvest
This narrator has a voice meant for spooky season. I’m buckling up.
Oct 12, 2025 07:17AM Add a comment
Dark Harvest

Jon Switzer
Jon Switzer is starting The Chrysalis
This better be horrific 🤨
Sep 24, 2025 01:38PM Add a comment
The Chrysalis

Jon Switzer
Jon Switzer is on page 152 of 293 of Godkiller (Fallen Gods, #1)
Paused while doing a beta read…back to the god killing.
Sep 11, 2025 02:24PM Add a comment
Godkiller (Fallen Gods, #1)

Jon Switzer
Jon Switzer is starting In the Lives of Puppets
“That was my bad. I wanted to see what would happen if I triggered the security system. That was fun. Are you having fun?”

Sometimes reading situations with Nurse Ratched is the literal definition of SMH.
Jun 02, 2025 07:31PM Add a comment
In the Lives of Puppets

Jon Switzer
Jon Switzer is on page 321 of 437 of Two Twisted Crowns (The Shepherd King, #2)
“I’m going to be the worst Rowan King in five hundred years.”
Oct 25, 2024 11:30AM Add a comment
Two Twisted Crowns (The Shepherd King, #2)

Jon Switzer
Jon Switzer is on page 313 of 432 of One Dark Window (The Shepherd King, #1)
God I would hate to be The Nightmare during that…
Oct 03, 2024 06:53PM Add a comment
One Dark Window (The Shepherd King, #1)

Jon Switzer
Jon Switzer is starting What Moves the Dead (Sworn Soldier, #1)
“Look, if you don’t make a fool of yourself over animals, at least in private, you aren’t to be trusted.”
Sep 25, 2024 03:08PM Add a comment
What Moves the Dead (Sworn Soldier, #1)

Jon Switzer
Jon Switzer is 50% done with Devils Kill Devils
More of the same feelings. I may only be reading this to find out what the hell these things are. This chick Cela just dropped some lengthy cryptic lore from one question that I’m still intrigued but also kind of overwhelmed.
Sep 20, 2024 07:17AM Add a comment
Devils Kill Devils

Jon Switzer
Jon Switzer is 21% done with Devils Kill Devils
Still very early in the book. Not sure how I feel about it yet, but my interest is piqued.
Sep 16, 2024 06:15AM Add a comment
Devils Kill Devils

Jon Switzer
Jon Switzer is 57% done with The Witch of Colchis
“They were saying things about Atlanta. Horrible things.”

“So?”

Jason…buddy…I already had a hint you were going to be betrayed in a bad light. But you really did it to yourself in this chapter.
Sep 11, 2024 06:54PM Add a comment
The Witch of Colchis

Jon Switzer
Jon Switzer is on page 377 of 484 of Heir (Heir Duology, #1)
I am now back to thinking that they are that person…
Sep 05, 2024 06:22AM Add a comment
Heir (Heir Duology, #1)

Jon Switzer
Jon Switzer is on page 303 of 484 of Heir (Heir Duology, #1)
Found out there’s a time difference going on. Thought they were the person. Don’t think they’re the person. Back to square one.
Sep 03, 2024 07:39PM Add a comment
Heir (Heir Duology, #1)

Jon Switzer
Jon Switzer is on page 59 of 484 of Heir (Heir Duology, #1)
I’m so glad to be back in this world ❤️‍🔥
Aug 26, 2024 07:44PM Add a comment
Heir (Heir Duology, #1)

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