Shoon > Recent Status Updates

here we go again lads

Peter the Great: I'm travelling incognito to avoid special treatment. Don't treat me differently from my men. I DETEST pomp and ceremony.
Riga in Livonia: *treats Peter the Great like anyone else*
Peter the Great: :0

This story is suspiciously starting to lead towards the ending of Shrek

why is this vanilla romance rated so high..

wow this started out so promising but this author desperately wants to be so much funnier than David Sedaris and it's starting to annoy me.

wow the author really hates the Pastoral Symphony part like sorry you hate fun

'(Although Disney had final authority, he did allow himself to be talked out of ideas -- as when, in Bambi, he wanted to show the charred bodies of the hunters, burned to death by the forest fire they had carelessly started. "How do you want the bodies drawn, Walt?" asked one of his artists. "Medium rare or well done?" Disney dropped the idea.'

artists arguing with their bosses give me life.

oh no

I LOVE! THIS SLOW BURN 20s GAY!

I skipped Especially Heinous it just dragged like nothing else, I wish the editor or the writer thought to take it out the book altogether.

Is this book sponsored by Lexus...

i'm scared to start this everyone please old my hand

THIS BOOK IS GOOD. I really should read more mysteries.

I don't think I can be friends with romantics... they don't have good taste and I don't trust their judgement.

Oh no, this is reading like a Meg Ryan rom-com.

Okay, no, sorry, the main guy has long hair which he ties back in a ponytail and the girl thinks it's actually sexy is the most unbelievable thing I've read. And he keeps bugging the girl for a date?? Ach, fuck off.

Is Sarah J. Maas too good for question marks or something? Why does every question end with a period?

I want to like this book, and I wouldn't be at 66% if didn't find it at least enjoyable, but it really is starting to wear on me how much of a giant Mary Sue this protagonist is. Honestly just a confusing read considering all y'all gave this 5 stars. I'm expecting and hoping the last 34% to be dazzling.