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guys i really want to like this book (amazing writing) but im just BORED !!!! CONFUSED !!!!

if a man was ever this nice to me i would assume i woke up in a simulation

oh! the girl being an avoidant and the boy being anxious, oh! of course!!! as if i didn’t just experience that hellscape of a relationship style 😳 deadass r*han has said to me “im thinking i like you a lot more than you like me” which is BAR FOR BAR what this white guy just told the white girl. i’m dying in ptsd

how small of a town is connecticut (?) such that EVERYONE here knows each other 😭

deadass everyone is so annoying here

STOP WITH THE RANDOM ISRE@LI PROPOGANDA

if i have to hear about isre@l one more time im going to explode

i’m so far into this book but this one “drink this baby” fINALLY GOT ME GIGGLING 🤭🤭 i would drink ANYTHING this man puts in my mouth 🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️ broooo i want to get the black plague or something so a hot man has to stay by my side 24/7.

im not even a quarter of the east through this book and he’s ALREADY eating her out???? mama where do you find a man like this🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️ and before you say “omg there’s no plot” sO WHAT⁉️⁉️

bro i’ve never wanted a woman to die so fast. this is the definition of “the little things add up” i can not believe she introduced Jennette to calorie restriction AS A PRETEEN ☹️☹️

who’s the love? where’s the flavour?? where’s the knee bucking, toe curling, lip smacking, jaw dropping s€x??? needs adobo 😐

god i hope the lgbt rise up in this book. i hope this bitches man LEAVES HER 🔊🔊 for this bad boy 😈

why do i actually look forward to reading a fantasy novel 🙊🙊this normally ain’t for me but god damn i wanna ride this bald bad boy so badly 🧎‍♂️

finally, FINALLY they were going to get their freak on but no, NO the aunties just had to cockblock

im on deaths door with this cold but i still have enough energy to say this: all that trauma for everyone jUST FOR SOME MISSIONARY S€X ???

dawg,,, them talking about if they should do it is the red flag that they sHOULDNT🗣️🗣️

this woman and the dilf, alone in the mountains, FOR A WEEK⁉️⁉️nah dude they’re gonna invent new s€x positions i know it

this girl needs a new therapist cause this foam foreplay shes doing with HERS BOYFRIENDS DAD is fucked

bro she just SAW the dad and was like "boner 🔊 alert 🔊" SHES FASTT

i did not see the manifesto twist coming and maybe thats cause i have a pea sized brain

I FORGOT THWYRE KIDS THEY CANT JUST SUCK, FUCK AND HAVE A PREGNANCY SCARE LIKE THOSE WATTPAD FICS

oh so they about to do the devils tango 😳 in his moms house none the less #godhelptheasiankids

bro theres going to be so much beef at this party A TUSSLE 🤼‍♂️🤼‍♂️🤼‍♂️🤼‍♂️

raw dogging at your engagement party is bOLD

god when is it my turn to be dry humped in a carriage by a rich wh1te man

sushi had been put down again to announce that he left like a piss baby 😐 no suckn or fuckn

i had to put my sushi down to announce that THEYVE FIBALLY KISSED THATS LIKE 4TH BASE IN 1824 🔊🔊🔊

bro i want all the bridgeton men so far d€€p in my throat i can’t eat for the rest of my life ☹️

im so fucking mad at zaynub for getting that pissed at adam 😐 homie was just trying to understand the situation and she’s like “fuck u and ur lying ms ass” LIKE WHAT I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO BOINK HIMM

i thought that multiple sclerosis was the same thing as scoliosis and i was like "how can a man die due to a weird spine"