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nah i ain’t trusting ANY of these white people including the teachers

oh i’m gagged, the racists are creative as ever. if the blonde is the same one from the crash or Belle i’m going to freak out

I SUPPORT WOMEN WHOVE BEEN PLAYED BY THE SAME MAN GETTING TOGTHER #lesbians

so far my theory is: Belle actually had a sister and the sister is the one who died in the car crash. but what does the gay have to do with this??

i’m smelling gay from Chi

a gay and a woman? they’re going to be unstoppable i already know it

i’m sick of ivan why’d does he think he is? girl just LEAVE. this bum is taking you to the side of a highway to eat dirty strawberries and listen to him talk LEAVE

i’m having a stroke trying to understand this man. why can’t men grow up and write PROPERLY 😭

this mc would LOOOOOVE modern day stalking. i’m talking ig, facebook, linkedin, criminal record checks, the whole 9 yards. too bad she’s stuck in 1995, cyberstalking wasn’t invented yet

i too would love to have an email correspondence with an hot dilf 😳

guys i really want to like this book (amazing writing) but im just BORED !!!! CONFUSED !!!!

if a man was ever this nice to me i would assume i woke up in a simulation

oh! the girl being an avoidant and the boy being anxious, oh! of course!!! as if i didn’t just experience that hellscape of a relationship style 😳 deadass r*han has said to me “im thinking i like you a lot more than you like me” which is BAR FOR BAR what this white guy just told the white girl. i’m dying in ptsd

how small of a town is connecticut (?) such that EVERYONE here knows each other 😭

deadass everyone is so annoying here

STOP WITH THE RANDOM ISRE@LI PROPOGANDA

if i have to hear about isre@l one more time im going to explode

i’m so far into this book but this one “drink this baby” fINALLY GOT ME GIGGLING 🤭🤭 i would drink ANYTHING this man puts in my mouth 🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️ broooo i want to get the black plague or something so a hot man has to stay by my side 24/7.

im not even a quarter of the east through this book and he’s ALREADY eating her out???? mama where do you find a man like this🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️ and before you say “omg there’s no plot” sO WHAT⁉️⁉️

bro i’ve never wanted a woman to die so fast. this is the definition of “the little things add up” i can not believe she introduced Jennette to calorie restriction AS A PRETEEN ☹️☹️

who’s the love? where’s the flavour?? where’s the knee bucking, toe curling, lip smacking, jaw dropping s€x??? needs adobo 😐

god i hope the lgbt rise up in this book. i hope this bitches man LEAVES HER 🔊🔊 for this bad boy 😈

why do i actually look forward to reading a fantasy novel 🙊🙊this normally ain’t for me but god damn i wanna ride this bald bad boy so badly 🧎‍♂️

finally, FINALLY they were going to get their freak on but no, NO the aunties just had to cockblock

im on deaths door with this cold but i still have enough energy to say this: all that trauma for everyone jUST FOR SOME MISSIONARY S€X ???

dawg,,, them talking about if they should do it is the red flag that they sHOULDNT🗣️🗣️

this woman and the dilf, alone in the mountains, FOR A WEEK⁉️⁉️nah dude they’re gonna invent new s€x positions i know it

this girl needs a new therapist cause this foam foreplay shes doing with HERS BOYFRIENDS DAD is fucked

bro she just SAW the dad and was like "boner 🔊 alert 🔊" SHES FASTT

i did not see the manifesto twist coming and maybe thats cause i have a pea sized brain