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Mel is 16% done with War and Peace

Part II:
I hope someone runs Prince Bolkonsky over with a canon

— Dec 06, 2024 07:54AM Add a comment

Mel is 10% done with War and Peace

Book One:

Pierre is baby girl
Andrei is the worst
Pierre & Andrei have a will they won’t they
Natasha is 13 and making out with grown men who are using her and grooming her

— Sep 25, 2024 11:32AM Add a comment

Mel is 54% done with Cleat Cute

🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️

— Jul 20, 2023 11:38AM Add a comment

Mel is 46% done with Cleat Cute

— Jul 19, 2023 11:30AM Add a comment

Mel is on page 101 of 408 of Green Lantern: 80 Years of the Emerald Knight The Deluxe Edition

Alan Scott’s greatest weakness is wood & Hal’s is yellow 😌

— Jul 18, 2023 02:28PM Add a comment

Mel is on page 31 of 408 of Green Lantern: 80 Years of the Emerald Knight The Deluxe Edition

I miss the Days when super hero’s had sidekicks names Dickles and bad guys break into your bank to steal your $50 stocks

— Jul 18, 2023 01:41PM Add a comment

Mel is on page 40 of 308 of Ambush at Corellia (The Corellian Trilogy, #1)

What do you mean Luke THOUGHT Owen and Beru were his aunt and uncle????

— Jul 14, 2023 03:49PM Add a comment

Mel is on page 30 of 308 of Ambush at Corellia (The Corellian Trilogy, #1)

Another installment of does the author not know how to write seven year olds or is the kid neurodivergent?

— Jul 14, 2023 03:30PM Add a comment

Mel is on page 16 of 308 of Ambush at Corellia (The Corellian Trilogy, #1)

Ngl if I was tortured and had to watch my home planet destroyed by my biological father, I would not be naming my son after him but idk maybe Leia is just built different

— Jul 14, 2023 02:54PM Add a comment

Mel is 16% done with The Fellowship of the Ring (The Lord of the Rings, #1)

Sam just wants to see elves 🧝‍♀️ 🧝‍♂️ 🧝

— Jul 12, 2023 09:32AM Add a comment

The Fellowship of the Ring (The Lord of the Rings, #1)

Mel is on page 256 of 297 of Star Wars: Splinter of the Mind's Eye

Vader showed up, shook an angry fist at Luke, tripped over his cape after being shot by Leia, and then left ❤️

— Jul 11, 2023 01:44PM Add a comment

Mel is on page 233 of 297 of Star Wars: Splinter of the Mind's Eye

2 chapters left and Vader hasn’t even shown up yet 😭😭

— Jul 11, 2023 01:07PM Add a comment

Mel is on page 210 of 297 of Star Wars: Splinter of the Mind's Eye

Luke 🤝🏻 Leia
Unable to swim

— Jul 11, 2023 12:21PM Add a comment

Mel is 14% done with The Fellowship of the Ring (The Lord of the Rings, #1)

Please John Ronald Reuel Tolkien never say “finger the ring” again 😭

— Jul 11, 2023 11:29AM Add a comment

Mel is on page 180 of 297 of Star Wars: Splinter of the Mind's Eye

Luke istg please stop forgetting you have a glowing death stick you dumb blond himbo

— Jul 10, 2023 03:28PM Add a comment

Mel is 42% done with Cleat Cute

— Jul 10, 2023 08:57AM Add a comment

Mel is 6% done with The Fellowship of the Ring (The Lord of the Rings, #1)

The amount of the use queer to describe Bilbo & Frodo says a lot

— Jul 10, 2023 07:39AM Add a comment

Mel is on page 156 of 297 of Star Wars: Splinter of the Mind's Eye

Insane that early Star Wars you had to charge your lightsaber

“Oh sorry grievous I can’t fight you right now I’m conserving power for my fight against dooku. You understand”

— Jul 09, 2023 08:21PM Add a comment

Mel is on page 140 of 297 of Star Wars: Splinter of the Mind's Eye

The storm troopers having retirement funds was not on my Star Wars bingo card

— Jul 09, 2023 04:19PM Add a comment

Mel is on page 99 of 297 of Star Wars: Splinter of the Mind's Eye

Leia is a queen and Luke is never beating the baby girl allegations

— Jul 09, 2023 10:57AM Add a comment

Mel is on page 75 of 297 of Star Wars: Splinter of the Mind's Eye

It’s interesting to see what og Star Wars lore was before anything else. A kaiburr crystal vs a kyber crystal. Insane!

— Jul 09, 2023 07:36AM Add a comment

Mel is on page 50 of 297 of Star Wars: Splinter of the Mind's Eye

I just realized this was written between episode 4 & 5 so no one but Georgie knew they were twins and therefore I have to suffer Luke being horny for his sister

— Jul 08, 2023 11:29PM Add a comment