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Chapter 3 literally begins with the words, "Damn all Jews!"

Why wouldn't the teachers immediately suggest that Ron get his wand fixed?

I had forgotten that the first chapter of the entire series is about Mr. Dursley.

This is a long-ass audiobook.

Not sure what point I reached when I stopped and thought, "This book is kind of dumb."

These books are kind of stupid, but that doesn't seem to stop me.

I can't tell if these authors are being condescending, or if expectant fathers they encountered were really this clueless.

Nerdin' up.

You can make your protagonist as unattractive as you like, but the cover artist will ignore this.

I bought the three-pack, but I'll be damned if I'm going to review this huge thing that way.

Not sure what I think about any of this.

This book is dorky as hell.