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“He talked to me the way people talked to plants when they want them to grow.”

I appreciate the references to 529 accounts.

This book has no business being this cute.

This is a vibe.

No, but the spin off series goes hard 🙂‍↕️

I’m in physical pain reading this book, and that’s a testament to how well Sara writes.

There’s more cross-country in this book than in any other book I’ve ever read.

Lasagna = love

Maybe I should’ve reread before watching the series, but whatever—I’m rereading now, and I’m having a good time.

Listen. It’s not good. In fact, it’s quite bad. But I’m feeling kind of sunk cost-y about it, so I’m gonna finish it.

I’m eating this up!! I think I might be a sucker for a ferris wheel scene even though they scare me sometimes.
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The last time I was on a ferris wheel was over ten years ago at Disneyland. I was wearing a poncho because it was pouring down rain and sitting next to my boyfriend of nine months—who would one day be my husband.

One of Lincoln’s current read alouds 🐑

Neutral observation: There have been more sandbags in this book than in any other book I’ve ever read.

If there’s one thing Penelope Douglas’ll do, it’s have a man tuck his shirt in his back pocket.

I don’t hate it. I’m not too into the supernatural podcasting of it all, but I suspect this badminton tournament’ll be a fun time.

Nobody panic, but Arthur just pulled the sword from the stone and became the king of Britain.
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…trying to convince my newborn to be into Arthurian legends is going well so far.

I’m not having fun. Should I be having fun by now?

“Translation: I love you.”

And in the words of Lily Allen,
“I'm ruminating, ruminating, now I'm in my head / Ruminating, ruminating all the things you said”