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Listen. It’s not good. In fact, it’s quite bad. But I’m feeling kind of sunk cost-y about it, so I’m gonna finish it.

I’m eating this up!! I think I might be a sucker for a ferris wheel scene even though they scare me sometimes.
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The last time I was on a ferris wheel was over ten years ago at Disneyland. I was wearing a poncho because it was pouring down rain and sitting next to my boyfriend of nine months—who would one day be my husband.

One of Lincoln’s current read alouds 🐑

Neutral observation: There have been more sandbags in this book than in any other book I’ve ever read.

If there’s one thing Penelope Douglas’ll do, it’s have a man tuck his shirt in his back pocket.

I don’t hate it. I’m not too into the supernatural podcasting of it all, but I suspect this badminton tournament’ll be a fun time.

Nobody panic, but Arthur just pulled the sword from the stone and became the king of Britain.
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…trying to convince my newborn to be into Arthurian legends is going well so far.

I’m not having fun. Should I be having fun by now?

“Translation: I love you.”

And in the words of Lily Allen,
“I'm ruminating, ruminating, now I'm in my head / Ruminating, ruminating all the things you said”

the vibes here are so much more my speed than the first book in the series

Inhaling this faster than Redbeard with a breakfast sandwich

*racing* through this one—it’s so damn fun

Things are still so messy but at least they’re slightly less messy and more hopeful now.

Well, color me surprised that the fire was literal. I should’ve seen this coming…

“I’m not perfect.”
He shakes his head. “Well shit. I wouldn’t have noticed if you hadn’t said anything.”

Desperately wishing this book was less good so it’d stop distracting me from going tf to sleep.