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excited to learn that frank poole is circumcised like oh okay cus i was wondering

so freaking confused but also not

he had green eyes so i wanted to sleep with him

actually kind of fire…

1 2 3, we want halman

halman reunion, who else cheered

really reminds me of when i’d lie a lot for no reason when i was like 12. once said that my grandpa lived in germany and i had visited him the summer previous, my grandpa practically lives down the street from me.

i keep picturing jimmy stewart as heywood floyd