yea so I’m running into traffic 😩
“I’m lactose intolerant. But I’ll deal with the repercussions, because from now on, I’ll take my coffee with a dash of milk. Just how my wife makes it.”
just so she doesn’t get disappointed by getting his coffee order wrong 🥹 I need him so bad it’s not funny
— Jul 25, 2026 10:16PM
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