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DINO SAURUS

Mmmm more dinosaurs

Mmmm dinosaurs

So far the lion is gay and hungry

They’re still gay

Like lowkey great (trash), the plot is steady (no much is happening) and there are some nice romantic stuff happening (Ilya fingered tf out of Shane’s bussy on page 40 something)

Blah pussy blah pussy blah pussy - the author

This woman is crazy like so fucking crazy but I feel very akin to her (wrote this while eating a tiramisu and cappuccino after finding out I have to get my wisdom teeth removed in a few days)

So the Mayans are cool. There theology confuses me tbh but I’m interested

Native Americans still being referred to as Indians is a questionable choice

Bruh Enki needs serious help fr bro didn’t just get his daughter pregnant but also his granddaughter and great granddaughter. Also who knew masturbating in the ether would create a universe.

Just finished the part about aboriginal Australia and Māori Mythology. Australians pretty chill. I thought the Māori were chill up until the point where Maui was crushed by Hine-Nui-Te-Po’s vagina.

The first 30-50 pages made me feel like illiterate… BUT I now love the way it’s written and I feel warm and fuzzy learning about it even tho everyone is dying such gruesome deaths

This books is really good but I wish ANY bookshop would have a copy of it so that I could not read it on my phone

I have a fraction of a second where I thought I was the smartest person because I thought I knew where the book was going and then EVERYTHING changed and I now know nothing

I think this may be one of the best book I’ve ever read

I’m having such a good time

Why why why why why

Hanya going ham on Jude rn

This is stressful

This is going to ruin me isn’t it

I’m so fvcking scared rn

Im so disturbed