Jane Rauber > Recent Status Updates

You’ll be reading a classic and thinking “wow this is pretty good” and then you get slapped by a random slur thrown in for shits and giggles 😐

common sense ig but this is really showing me I should’ve aspired to be a rich aristocratic french man in the mid-1800s bc hot damn! they are balling

“omg he always finds reason to flirt and be affectionate with me and he’s always pulling my feet into his lap and tucking my hair behind my ear but we’re just friends and he never wants to be me like that 😞”

hey im pulling my hair out

send thee to a nunnery!

daddy issues and a tortured backstory??? i’m about to fall in love with this man

if either Remin or Ophele die i will snap my kindle in half and throw the remnants off a cliff

having to hype myself up mentally to finish this

i’m going to go lay on the pavement.
someone be a dear and run me over

this is psychological warfare

hey so like this is fucked up

come again?????