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✨backpack beau✨

they are kinda cute tho in a sick and twisted codependent relationship way

“we love to mistake butterflies for cardiac arrest”

i need someone to run bella/beau a good therapist and an ssri prescription asap

cue to 12/13 year old molly thinking being called “my brand of heroin” was romantic asf

**thinking about how the only member of the cullen clan that will ever have a fully developed prefrontal cortex will be renesmee

“…and Jessamine (female Jasper), who— for some reason I couldn’t define— was the most frightening of them all.”

yeah baby that’s a full on racist

because current me would be like “do you actually like me or are you intrigued by the fact that you can’t read my mind????”

“healed” isn’t the right word but maybe i’ve matured past the point of this shit working on me bc this would freak me out bc YOU DONT KNOW ME

tbh i kinda love nontoxic boy dad charlie

beau is so melodramatic bc there’s no way your ass was seeing stars in phoenix of all places either lmfao

not this autistic man memorizing a script for letting a girl down, i’m screaming

*GASP* someone get this man brown contacts!!!

respectful king ✊🏼

lowkey i would be pissed if a significant other could read my mind so honestly that’s a win

my hyperfixations fucked my love life from the jump bc they’re so sweet (and seventeen and now i have a achy heart thinking of how much i wanted love like this to be real at that age)

stephenie a lowkey freak…

(this man is autistic asf lmfao)

NO WAY SHE IS HOLDING A GRUDGE FROM THAT

no bc stephenie said acab ✊🏼

“an italian vampire, said to be on the side of goodness, and a mortal enemy of all evil vampires”

now which member of the volturi perpetuated this rumor??? and why is my money on marcus???

someone PLEASE pull the stick out of logan’s ass, thanks

okay bella is socially awkward but BEAU on the other hand is autistic asf

okay so eileen is just like me for real

“but we all have something wrong with us anyway, don’t we?”

REAL

CARINE?????? EARNEST???????? 😭😭😭

i’m crying even the nurse got a gender change but charlie and renee were kept the same LOL (even tho they both play the deadbeat dad role well)

now in this alternate universe it makes NO sense for mckayla to help beau to the nurse lol

the denial of feeling is so funny bc parking far away from a car because you aren’t thinking about her or her car right?

FUCK THE HATERS I LOVE THIS STORY (i mean twilight by this)