☼Molly☼ > Recent Status Updates

love a nerd

a hothouse flower to my outdoorsman???

damn throw me right into it i guess lol

(how i feel)

this man knows that 13, 16, and 18 are not the ages of “fully formed human beings”… right?

FOLKLORE MENTION

the last 3 books i’ve read are not very inspiring to me to find a husband bc WTF

…okay maybe they’re not all bad but i wouldn’t let other people talk about my friend the way some of her friends have been allowing

ew rich people fucking blow sometimes too

girl i’m gonna hold you hand while i say this…. you need better friends

nightmare fuel

self-fulfilling prophecy LOSER

GASP— an HEIR to the standard oil name????

the past 3 books i’ve read have not made marriage seem enjoyable in the slightest

eldest daughter core 🙂‍↕️

poor mary catching strays per usual

ohmygod

never forgot who the real villain is… men

WHIPLASH

OH!

?????????

i love when i guess things correctly

“Get up, Natalie. In the name of the father, son, and homewrecker cunt—“

this book is a thriller but also somehow a comedy if you have a fucked up sense of humor like me

i just gagged

girl idk what’s going on with you but your hypothesis is last my list

this book is so interesting (affectionate)

i-

LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER

…. useless creatures

why is this also lowkey a comedy