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trying to read this book in the car sitting between two christian aunts while achilles and patroclus get freaky is not recommended btw (speaking from experience)

book of despair and tragedy 💔

if this doesn’t get me out of my reading slump idk what will

why so bombful

3rd reread since 2023!

this book is making me trans joyful

rereading for book club i love this book sm hsjckshshkdhxjsjsh

shit just got crazy what in the world is going on

if this series doesnt LOCK IN im gonna throw hands

the word bonkers has popped up so many times in this book which automatically gives it 5 stars 😊

this is so good omll

piss

im falling asleep while reading this 🤓

gonna reread this on Election Day too 😛

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GUESS WHOS BACK AT IT AGAIN

this cover is STUNNING

why does alexandra bracken write the same fmc for every single one of her books 😔

i strongly believe there is no “richard is going crazy and spiraling into madness” arc in this story. this guy is already exhibiting serial killer behavior 💀

this book is fantastic so far oml

im only reading this book for the jousting

how many times is this woman going to black out and wake up unsure of her surroundings

im this close 🤏 to bawling

“our friend just died”
“ok 😏”
“i’m really distraught”
“ok 😏”
“i could use some emotional support”
“wanna make out 😏”