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Joris is 65% done with Fool's Assassin (The Fitz and the Fool, #1)
What is chase even doing at this point. Old man needs to get a job. Creating problems left right and center for my boy 😭 we can't even sleep in piece now
Mar 23, 2026 12:18PM Add a comment
Fool's Assassin (The Fitz and the Fool, #1)

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Joris is 92% done with Fool's Fate (Tawny Man, #3)
Can't wait for the rest of the series 😭 so far I love this ending of the trilogy.
Mar 12, 2026 04:13AM Add a comment
Fool's Fate (Tawny Man, #3)

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Joris is 85% done with The Strength of the Few (Hierarchy, #2)
Na, what the actual fuck just happened. There is no fucking way. Not in a million years did i see this shit coming.

Im so shocked. I was driving and listening to the audible and i was just arriving home. I just had to sit in the driveway listening with my mouth wide open.

Its been a couple days since i read now... Had to take a break. If anyone wants to read the will of the many. Do it now rather than later.
Dec 22, 2025 02:06AM Add a comment
The Strength of the Few (Hierarchy, #2)

Joris
Joris is 69% done with The Strength of the Few (Hierarchy, #2)
69%

This book is, i think, the best second book I've read when it comes to just story and plot moving forward. Its really good.
Dec 16, 2025 08:20PM Add a comment
The Strength of the Few (Hierarchy, #2)

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Joris is 65% done with The Strength of the Few (Hierarchy, #2)
Story still all mysterious 😭 tell me everything already fgs
Dec 12, 2025 09:27AM Add a comment
The Strength of the Few (Hierarchy, #2)

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Joris is 81% done with Isles of the Emberdark
I love this book. Its a bit unusual but i love it lol Dusk is one of my new favourite cosmere characters.
Aug 20, 2025 05:02PM Add a comment
Isles of the Emberdark

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Joris is 27% done with Isles of the Emberdark
It said "end of book 1" a bit ago. Really confused me but... Its really good so far. I love Dusk and starling. The story doesnt make a LOT of sense YET but im looking forward to reading the rest. So far so good :)
Aug 10, 2025 09:08AM Add a comment
Isles of the Emberdark

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Joris is 63% done with Shadows of Self (Mistborn, #5)
Really good so far 👍
Jul 10, 2025 04:43PM Add a comment
Shadows of Self (Mistborn, #5)

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Joris is 13% done with Gardens of the Moon (Malazan Book of the Fallen, #1)
A bit hard to follow as audio book but it's made me read again lol so it's a plus I guess. Story seems really good so far. Hopefully it's what I'm expecting it to be.
May 01, 2025 03:48AM Add a comment
Gardens of the Moon (Malazan Book of the Fallen, #1)

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Joris is 88% done with Assassin's Quest (Farseer Trilogy, #3)
The story is great when its happening but the problem is that there is literally nothing happening for 600 pages. Anyone who rated this higher than any of the main 3 Patrick Rothfuss books is crazy lol.

This is actually crazy long for NO reason. All the books in this trilogy should have been the same length as the first book.
Apr 17, 2025 12:00PM 2 comments
Assassin's Quest (Farseer Trilogy, #3)

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Joris is 52% done with Assassin's Quest (Farseer Trilogy, #3)
There is a whole lot of NOTHING going on in this book.

To be clear, the story is still good. But too many same old same old good stories keep happening. Its like the writer just found out about this one thing and she wants to write about it for 500 pages.
Apr 11, 2025 06:45PM Add a comment
Assassin's Quest (Farseer Trilogy, #3)

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Joris is on page 10 of 155 of Secret History (Mistborn, #3.5)
Kelsier :) hi
Apr 03, 2025 06:44PM Add a comment
Secret History (Mistborn, #3.5)

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Joris is 54% done with Royal Assassin (Farseer Trilogy, #2)
Gonna stop reading again. DAMN these last few chapters have been amazing though. Im in love with these characters.

FITS PLEASE STOP BEING A MONKEY LORD.
Mar 26, 2025 05:44PM Add a comment
Royal Assassin (Farseer Trilogy, #2)

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Joris is 66% done with The Fifth Season (The Broken Earth, #1)
It feels really slow. There's a lot of waffle. I do like the characters and what they're up to though so its good so far.

Doesnt feel very end of the world tho i gotta say lol
Mar 21, 2025 06:29PM Add a comment
The Fifth Season (The Broken Earth, #1)

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Joris is 25% done with Royal Assassin (Farseer Trilogy, #2)
Ive read loads today... yep :) im insane with it. But im gonna have to stop here. Very good place to stop too... i was gonna remove a star cos of a typical move robin made but she took it backsies so ive forgiven her...
Mar 13, 2025 06:23PM Add a comment
Royal Assassin (Farseer Trilogy, #2)

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Joris is 17% done with The Fifth Season (The Broken Earth, #1)
Im excited to get back into this! Put it aside for a while cos i was just simply too excited for the stormlight archive. But im back at it while waiting for girlfriend to catch up again 🤣
Mar 13, 2025 06:21PM Add a comment
The Fifth Season (The Broken Earth, #1)

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Joris is 11% done with Royal Assassin (Farseer Trilogy, #2)
Nnnnnnooooooooooooooo robin hob whyyyyy. This is not a TV show. I don't need this bs 😭
Mar 12, 2025 05:51PM Add a comment
Royal Assassin (Farseer Trilogy, #2)

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Joris is 61% done with Tress of the Emerald Sea (Hoid's Travails, #1)
I really like how this story is done differently to others. The way it makes you think the typical twist is coming but it just simply allows the story to go forward instead lol

Its a really nice read so far :) couldn't ask for anything more from a short story like this :)
Mar 09, 2025 07:37AM Add a comment
Tress of the Emerald Sea (Hoid's Travails, #1)

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Joris is 47% done with Tress of the Emerald Sea (Hoid's Travails, #1)
This book is such a nice little read. Idk how else to describe it. Im loving it though. Also, i need more hoid books like this lol
Mar 08, 2025 02:23PM Add a comment
Tress of the Emerald Sea (Hoid's Travails, #1)

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Joris is 12% done with Tress of the Emerald Sea (Hoid's Travails, #1)
Another short one for the wait. Hopefully after this one she is all caught up haha
Mar 07, 2025 01:05PM 2 comments
Tress of the Emerald Sea (Hoid's Travails, #1)

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Joris is 40% done with The Narrow Road Between Desires (The Kingkiller Chronicle, #0.6)
So beautifully written. Basts story here is actually really cool. Talks about the fae and clears up some stuff.
Mar 07, 2025 04:09AM Add a comment
The Narrow Road Between Desires (The Kingkiller Chronicle, #0.6)

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Joris is 70% done with Assassin's Apprentice (Farseer Trilogy, #1)
This book has been so good. It's incredible. I'm loving everything about it lmao

Except for one thing, I still don't know what the point of the story is. Though I think I understand the plot with the forge. I don't know why we're being told this story or why he is writing it down.
Mar 05, 2025 02:37AM Add a comment
Assassin's Apprentice (Farseer Trilogy, #1)

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Joris is 31% done with Assassin's Apprentice (Farseer Trilogy, #1)
Leaving my girlfriend behind again cos I listen to the audiobook while working 😭 need to slow down haha

Man I'm loving Fitz and Chades relationship 🩵
Mar 01, 2025 02:48PM 2 comments
Assassin's Apprentice (Farseer Trilogy, #1)

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