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Keith’s got it covered

Removing this I’m done

She’s so annoying oml

Less than two hours until I’m done yay!!!!

Surfboard

This book is so boring and I’m still hungry

This is not relevant but I’m so freaking hungry and I have to wait another 40 minutes. Also I’m 4 books behind schedule I haven’t read in like a month so I’m bored at work so it’s the perfect time now

They deleted my audiobook 💔 I have to guess what chapter I was up to 🤕

I run I listen

Ooo okay a little plot twist

Imagining her husband w someone else I- people like this book?!?! wtf 💀😲🤣

This book hurts to read - it’s way too millennial. I don’t think I care

Golden Gate bridge was the first bridge that the workers wore safety equipment - every other bridge built before that would let workers fall off and die

Hey you

FREAKING INSANE omggg

Omg that is actually INSANE LOL

Omgggg?!?!!!!!?????????? Wait what

JONATHONNNNN DO SOMETHINGGGG

Tickling a 60 year old coworker 😭 i

World Cup is over 💔😭🤕 time to get back into reading 📖 🇳🇴🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Twenty two phone calls 💀

I’m so bored with work and this audiobook. They are both a chore for me

“Lucy baby” is giving “Connie baby”

Can we switch up the language

Wait I kinda want to be a private chef on the hamptons in a mansion with the beach nearby

Rowans being a bitch

If he’s gonna fangirl over that shitty ass paragraph he should read the thriller of the dvd shop I’m writing

So lame obviously he has her name. I’m sick of reading this

So tempted to stop reading this but I’m halfway there and

Omg haymitch just said 6 7