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ACTUALLY SORRY MOVING THIS TO MY DNF LOL…talking about religion is a hockey smut book like ok girl

…. why does this book start w religion but whatever i’m going through my want to read list and this shit is next up 😭😭

“tosses one of her box braids over her shoulder “ …lol ok weird introduction but poc representation so I’ll take what I can get LMAO she couldn’t just say braids or smthn

“I didn’t do sweet nothings or lovemaking. I fucked a certain way, and only a specific type of woman was into that shit. Not hard-core BDSM, but not soft.” Ok I’m done…. This is poorly written middle school fanfic

“With an IQ of 160, Alex Volkov was a genius,” girl stfu

i haven’t read an actual book in MONTHS…but omg i forgot how much i LOVE this series and this book is so cute it’s got me kicking my feet

omg this girl IS DUMB DUMB DUMB

okay i love this book so far and the man makes me giggle but to be nearing 30 with this intense of mommy issues like girl….idk

i have been reading this at every min of free time i have i am so obsessed with this series and SOMEHOW THIS BOOK IS EVEN BETTER (please beware i could be delusional but i swear im hooked)

i’ve returned to my mediocre hockey romance books that have me giggling and blushing even though it reads like glorified wattpad

violet gets on my nerves <3 but i think it’s because the writer is corny <3 but im forced to speed read this and the third because i want to talk about it with my friends 3

“revolution tastes surprisingly…sweet” omg shut up you corny bitch omg

I don’t know if I can read a book where the main romance’s name is GUS.

““You can call me [redacted]. That’s all you need to know.” He cocked his head to the side, a predator assessing prey. “Thank you for the oil,” he added. “My skin was a little dry.” HEHEHHEEHEE I LOVE HIM HEHHEEHEH

heheh i actually think this is one of my fav books so far! its just taking me forever to get through bc i’m reading like 20 other books @ the same time

just remembered what happens AT THE VERY BEGINNING OF THIS BOOK FUCK NO i am already crying i feel like rick riordan should not be able to kill ANY characters (...especially one of the few poc LMAO) but ugh im already scared to continue i cant even remember what happens in this book

i just remembered why these books started to piss me off...chaol literally is the world's biggest bitch omg when does he become likeable again

i think this book was my favorite growing up so let’s see

this girl has to have a memory of a goldfish she’s being the most stupid fuck

imagine my shock to discover there's NINE BOOKS IN THIS SERIES INSTEAD OF 8 GOD WHEN WILL THIS END

honestly once i accepted this book for its wattpad-iness i’ve started to love it. like it’s actually getting so interesting and everything is finally adding up

this series angers me so much, like if i could i would snap my laptop in half right now.

yeah i started the 6th book bc i'm WEAK

i want to dnf so bad....im pissed like the angst doesnt even make sense at this point like WTF

okay wait guys its kinda popping off!!! omg

like just for this chapter this book is getting a 3/5:

"My beautiful blue-haired warrior"
"my solid shaft"
"drove us both to nirvana"
him using a chamPAGNE BOTTLE

like dont piss me off :///////

OH GOD THE SPICY SCENES IN THIS SUCK and they're like every other chapter and idk if im getting old but i just want to read not some cheesy professor porn. orions getting to be a very lame guy, and it's pissing me off

i swear this author wants us to hate tory like time after time she just pisses me off and makes the dumbest decisions.