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just realized i forgot to update my progress OOPS i dont think ill be finishing this like jeez this is bad

bro i just started reading this and i broke my kindle screen WHAT THE HELLLLL😭😭😭 is this series cursed 😭😭 this better be good like i need to buy a new kindle now 🙄🙄

literally page 2 and i just read a reference to the TikTok ban oh my GOD im so not used to seeing recent events being so off-handedly referenced in books like whats next, a joke about deadnaming Twitter? Im totally here for it

very Very mid so far but im gonna keep reading just because theres a cat on the cover

i swear this book literally doesnt have a plot like the big thing right now is our main character literally in school but on hard mode and nothing happened for 30% of it. nothing. oh my god. i am literally dying over here i cant do this ive never read something nearly as bad as this

also i just realized that the book is called blood of HERCULES but every god name is Greek. Zeus. not jupiter. So why is hercules not Heracles. thats like the FIRST THING MYTHOLOGY GIRLIES LEARN!!!! oh my god

started reading this a few days before starting "you weren't meant to be human" by andrew joseph white and I cant tell which one is scarier! Jesus Christ this is unreadable why are there SIXTEEN paragraphs on my ONE kindle page!! Its a paperwhite!! its tiny!!! SIXTEEN????? Who writes like this. I also genuinely have no idea what the plot is. Found something worse than colleen hoover

as a trans guy who's deathly afraid of pregnancy (and hey! the timeline of the far future also scares me! crane is soooo meeee) this book is an absolute nightmare to read. so it's perfect. nothing better than a book that makes u physically gag once every other chapter. and it's only going to get worse!!! Hahahaaadhsndn good stuff good stuff

not to be #thatguy but seeing the minotaur's name is Asterion fucked with my brain so hard. Because I pronounce Astarion(bg3)'s name with an "a" (the way ur SUPPOSED TO) but sm people say it with an "e" and anytime they do I correct it in my head. So now when I read Asterion I also correct it to "a" in my head even though its LITERALLY "e" I cannot do this. I'm sorry Asterion(pjo)

literally starving for the slightest bit of gregor and when he shows up he's obviously STILL NOT THERE and we get absolutely NOTHING from one of my favourite characters like. EVER. come on dude!!!!! That was THE guy like he's one of the things that made this series so good for me.... if he doesnt get a good resolution... im worried about my rating of this book 😐

Uh i was really excited to read this book but i am really... confused so far.... I mean why are most of my favorite characters just gone. Like yeah i understand gregor, sure (though surely u could bring him into this SOMEHOW like the narration isnt limited to anyone, and gregor is one of the best characters...), but orso?? Even fucking giovanni died OFF-PAGE??? TO A RUSTY FUCKING NAIL?? that sounds like a joke

ive been putting off reading this book for sooo long cuz i didnt wanna be done with the series yet but lets fuckingg goooooo im so excited i love these characters

I was gonna take a break from this series for a bit but the cover made me keep reading like WOAH!! tongues out and all!!!!! jesus. Crazy!

turns out i am very into stories about loser gods (trials of apollo, noragami...)

excuse me, was that a fucking RIVERDALE reference in the FIRST CHAPTER????? this will either be the best thing ever or utterly dissppointing PLEASE be good

am i crazy or is this book REALLY weird about women jesus h christ i do not get it. why is the main guy character whos painted as the good guy saying "son of a whore" and constantly saying weird things about his female best friend LIKEEEE and maybe its cuz im asexual but these people get horny in the most inappropriate situations ever i just.... only sunk-cost fallacy is making me continue atp

so far this book has been more creepy about women (and there's not that many of them) than plot..

(in the style of that scene in Disney Channel's Radio Rebel where they all scream "I'm Radio Rebel") I'M A LIGGABIT!

i cant breathe he just kissed WHO

ive been asking for jesper and i have been graced with one of the best fight scenes (as in emotional yelling fights, not physical... not Only physical) ive read thank u Lord thank u leigh bardugo 🙏 Kaz Brekker kys

The hold Jesper has on me is insane like he could make the most unfunny joke and I'm giggling like an idiot I'm straight btw

NO GAY SEX???????

One thing i didnt expect about this book is how funny it is likeee the scene with mr collins trying to explain his proposal... Bro was just yapping... and then Elizabeth being mean to people using the most polite language ever its SOO funny

this book is pretty much all of my biggest fears (even the one thing that bothers me in horror - medical gore, which is always harder to bear when i have to read it) and it will either destroy me in the best way possible or just make me miserable. I'm very excited

i dont like matthias and the fact that he shares a name with that guy from unfriended 2 and its an awkward amount of syllables and i want to call him steve is not helping his case

the gasp i let out when they revealed gatsby was also trans u dont GET IT this never happens omg

baseball has officially joined the "sports that i know literally nothing about and yet read multiple romance books about" club. Ice Hockey is the president

I very recently read Kafka's Metamorphosis and I can't stop thinking about the cockroach whenever Gregor says something please

the amount of times he mentioned his urinary infection without it being relevant to the plot made me really confused but then it WAS relevant! I will never doubt Stephen king again

the amount of times he mentioned his urinary infection without it being relevant made me really confused but it IS relevant! I will never doubt Stephen King again