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This book is about nothing.

Delectable.

“Her deep brown eyes look into mine. ‘You’re one of the most complex people I’ve ever met. Like a multivolume book series I have no chance of ever fully piecing together.’
I gulp. ‘And you, uh…’ I say. ‘Are like a-a-an onion. A nice-smelling onion.’”

I haven’t giggled so much at a piece of media in AGES

If you cut all the smut from this book it would be 27 pages long.