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Saw this as an ad on my kindle so I want a judgement free zone for reading this but I’m already cackling reading it LMAO

“A distant part of me knows I should stop before I’m past all saving. I could love her, I think. I could let her crack my ribcage and curl her fingers around the misshapen lump I call a heart, hold it gently. Sift through the scar tissue until she finds something worth salvaging.” EVANDER MY BELOVEDDDDDDDD

“Want me to lay the bodies of your enemies at your feet? Stack their skulls in a monument to your glory?” What? Destruction has always been my love language, and Bryony Devaliant is a dark and hungry god shaped like a woman. I want to worship at her altar.”” UGHHHHHHH EVANDER IM OBSESSED W YOU

“Don’t worry, Devaliant. When I end you, it will be a reckoning to echo through eternity. I’ll carve a monument to our mutual ruination from your bones and build you an altar worthy of the ages.” 😮‍💨 idc if he’s talking abt killing her im already in love. Forgive me father, for I need about 15 years of therapy

WHY ARE THE NARRATORS YELLING AT ME

Listen, suspend the disbelief, but this book is so goofy it literally feels like a fever dream. At least I’m highly entertained.

SOMEBODY BETTER TELL ME IF THIS IS WHY CHOOSE RIGHT NOWWWWWW

Jesus Christ y’all, this book is SPICY it has me clutching my pearls a bit 👁️🫦👁️

I’m almost 6 hours in and it feels like nothing has happened, but also so much? Like dear lord this is draggingggggg on. I will finish because I’m slightly invested with the plot. But I can’t get over damn near nothing really happening for 4 hours. The pacing is wonky.

OH MY GODDDDDDD FF J IEIXI WAX JKXX EX JWKXJJSJCJDJXOWO KEMXNJWO. EIIDJSKZJSJSKSJASGDHHDJFJFLLLL BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

that is all.

OH YEAH BABY WE GOT TO THE DIRTY DREAM SHARING WITH HOT VAMPIRE MMC LETS GOOOOO

Would it be a Tessa Bailey book if you didnt get blind sided by anal play? The FMC stays having sneaky fingers that are gravitationally pulled towards the MMC’s bootyhole.

I want everyone to know that I woke up extra early this morning (before work) to read more of this book. It is so good.

Chewing on rocks and climbing walls already

Okayyyy, the world building in this is top notch. Absolutely phenomenal backstories and trauma healing. BUT CAN WE MAKE SOME NOISE FOR THE TENTACLE PLAY??? 10/10

“The Ram controlled the chaos to gain the people’s favor… Pacify the people to keep them in check, and no one notices you furthering your own agenda.”

This is such a profound quote that is sadly so insanely relatable in present day US. Hafsah, the woman you are.

“I’ve never liked thrones and those who sit on them, digging graves with a swipe of a pen.” OH

“One gets a taste for blood when you have to lick your own wounds, you see.” GAYDUM OK

This MMC is like obsessed with her “forbidden hole” and all arse fecking stuff that it’s almost (basically) off putting. I’m all for a little starfish play, whatever wets your whistles, but this is like weirdly obsessive. LOL

Also the FMC’s quirk is that instead of cussing she says tv show names. Why this girl saying PEAKY BLINDERS during fucking oh my goddddd

I’m essentially hate reading rn