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You’re trying to tell me that a girl named Zenith is an adopted sister to a girl named Zephyr and not her full blooded sister with a name like that? Like c’mon. What are the chances you both have matching, wild ass, Z names?

KAMRAN. SHUT YOUR BLOODY MOUTH. NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR FROM YOU GODDAMN IT

When trying to convince her boyfriend to take the “contraceptive potion” before they bang, he hits her with “Do we really need it? Who are we to interfere with the Old God’s blessings?”
THE MOST SEVERE ICK
I cringed so hard my soul almost left my body
MOOD KILLED

I feel like I lose brain cells every time it’s a River chapter. Like I cannot be asked to care about 1/3 of this book

Literally my only qualm about this book is the made up word “alphahole” like literally just use “asshole” so I don’t need to throw up. Thx

“Keera, can we take this to the bed?” I stiffened, not sure if I was ready. “Not for THAT; I just want to kiss you until you fall asleep and for that we need a bed.”

Said no man EVER. BOYYYYY YOU AIN’T SLICK. You know damn well you mean you wanted to 👉🏾👌🏾 WE ALLLLL KNOW 🤣💀

DNF 81%

I sure this book is good but at this stage of my life, I cannot bring myself to finish it.
DNF at 51%

OH MY GOD. Twilight has ruined the word irrevocably. I want to throw up every time I hear or see it.

GORL SHUT THE HELL UP RIGHT NOW

… holy… The gasp I gusped was so loud I scared my coworker while listening to this at work. I am shook, shaken and baffled beyond belief. Crying, wailing, throwing up, all this and more, tonight at 10

This sweet innocent boy who has no flipping idea. This sweet, sweet summer child. He’s such a cinnamon roll 😭 I want to cry for him, for Celeste, for her sister, fucking everybody 😭😭

These girls need to talk this shit out. Holy emotional trauma. Even I feel like I need to talk to my therapist

… 😦 … the gasp I frickin’ gusped. I am shook, shaken, shucked beyond belief. Crying, wailing, throwing up, all this and more at 10.
My stomach literally dropped out of me like I was on a roller coaster and I gasped so loud as I was listening to this book I made my coworker jump.

WHEEEEEEW. DEARRRR LORDT. Is it hot in here or what? 😧

24 FLUID OUNCES?!? DEAR LORDT

Oh noooo. Add “hazel ice chips” and “golden pits” to the eye discription list 🤣

Both “Hazel orbs” and “hazel pools” have been used by Sawyer to describe Enzo’s eyes. What year is it? This 2014 Wattpad? 🤣

This author swears like he just figured out what swearing is. Half the phrases he strings together makes no goddamn sense.

What this flip is this book? 🤣 I’m several hours in and I still don’t know what the heck is happening

I’m a lonely star
Is there anybody out there
I’m a lonely star
Is there anybody… out there