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abominable cover art but it won’t be the worst thing i’ve read this year. the bar is on the floor though….

making a career out of hashtag steminist romance but writing a fully brain dead female protagonist is such a strange move. i believe i am permanently dumber for having read any of this book.

don’t read booktok smut with your friends as a joke! i am (1) deeply uncomfortable and (2) concerned for straight women

ok i take it back they should go back to reading the king in yellow!! this is boring now!!

i think these people should stop reading the king in yellow…

i’m begging the author to learn a different verb besides “grinned,” use a thesaurus or something…anything…..! reading this is actual torture….

literallt a star trek reference in the first five pages i’m already tired of this book. i’m this close 🤏 to ejecting from book club

this might sound harsh but i think some men should just not write about women. like at all

every chapter gets more concerning

ha: “it would be crazy if octopuses could communicate, like, it’s just so improbable due to their biological limitations and instincts”
kamran, five minutes later: “you guys are never gonna believe what i just saw”

unexpected sadness ;_;

alright this is just too complicated

if anyone still has questions about the jeffrey epstein case just remember ghislaine maxwell’s father collaborated with mossad to steal nuclear secrets from the usa using surveillance software that mossad ALSO stole from the usa with the help of the DOJ. just so we’re clear “our greatest ally” in the middle east is our greatest national security threat and epstein was 100% a part of that

is it slop? yes, but it’s my slop

oh girl PLEASE don’t do that!!! noooooooo

the way obama included this on his summer 2021 reading list as if HIS ATTORNEY GENERALAND SEC CHAIR WEREN’T LITERALLY DEFENSE ATTORNEYS FOR PURDUE. i hate it here!

the girls are fightinggggg 😔

this book is so strange it has so many things i generally dislike but somehow i’m so invested in this man and his cat 😭