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I felt like I was stuck in a samsara cycle for the first couple stories ngl

Takayuki saving this book

I can't remember what the dishes in the previous two books were but I feel like we've had omurice before? There's also a lot of yoshoku in this one. Like I feel like the Pakistani equivalent would be biryani, butter chicken, chicken tikka masala, and like chapli kebab. What if I want bhindi???

That's crazy can someone check up on the Japanese

Hisashiburi <3

I cant do this omg i cant

JORJOR HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?!

My lovely roommate who actually loves this book said white people only talk about s*x

She's right

Guys I think this is a DNF

He wanted to what? R*pe and then murder her?? And she laughs???? POLICE POLICE

ngl this book is kinda doodoo

Jorjor is walking a very thin line between New Adult Romantasy and Dystopian Classic

Airstrip One is what Republicans thought Zohran's Islamic Socialist Republic of New York would be like

Bihari ji apka phone baj raha hai

'The thing goes on then? and what day is the marriage to take place?' said lady Boucher.
'On Monday—or Tuesday—or Wednesday—or Thursday—or Friday—or Saturday—or Sunday, I believe,' replied Mrs. Delacour.

Why has so much happened in 50 pages wth someone lost a finger someone almost shot himself there's a whole chapter titled "A Jew" omg

Me when I'm in a run on sentence contest and my opponent is Maria Edgeworth

"Young gentlemen of fortune will, if it be only for fashion's sake, have such things as kept mistresses (begging pardon for mentioning such trash)."

and of course Belinda's bar: "I must be allowed to repeat, that there is a great deal of difference between loving and being in love." mhmm mhmm

'I hate slavery! Vive la liberté!' 🙌

Other pros:
- Interracial marriage in 1801??!?!?!? 🤯

Cons:
- Maria wrote Juba as a caricature of West Indian culture (Jamaican?) and I wish she hadn't removed the interracial marriage in later editions :(
- Clarence Hervey

Also there's so many em dashes... do y'all think Chat GPT wrote Belinda??

"P.S. If you return directly to lady Delacour's and marry sir Philip Baddely, I will forgive the past."

Oh yeah fs Selina let me do that rq

Helena 😭💔😭💔😭💔😭💔😭💔😭💔

I hate Clarence

I just read Lady Delacour's history for 30 pages straight. Bring back info-dumping.