Alexis > Recent Status Updates

you may ask yourself, “alexis, are you really reading another book about vampires?”

yes, yes i am.

after a disappointing read, and then reading frankenstein, i need this brain break BAD. big freida don’t fail me now

“alexis, whatever do you read as a palette cleanser?” well, here’s the answer.

jahoobies. that’s all for now.

y’all say a prayer. i paid real money for this so if i don’t like it i will cry

i’m weeping this book is ripping my heart apart

taking a break from my dungeon crawler carl books bc i need to pace myself (but let’s be real i’m not gonna do that)

here we go again, another “i’m on a watchlist” book

holy shit this is soooooo good

theodora is a big fat bitch and i feel so sorry for eleanor

not the one person i was rooting for getting shot and dying 🫠

this cannibal cult/meth lab business is something else

jesus harold christ this just gets WORSE

good lord there’s a cannibal cult

oh god they’re cannibals

DON’T LOOK AT ME WEIRD I JUST WANNA SEE IF IT’S GOOD

bury me with this book and a blu ray copy of the movie so i can continue to be insufferable in the afterlife

me and my comfort book, back at it again

if this book doesn’t have a happy ending i’m fuckin suing

hnnngggggg he’s burning the world for her and i LOVE ITTTTTT

if church and confession were really like this, i would have to be forcibly removed from the premises

a quarter of the way in and this man dante is CRAZY

what if i told you this book was driving me up the wall?

alright that’s it i’m done (no i’m not i’m just upset)