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getting paid $15,000 to be a sexy rich guy’s fake girlfriend?! manifesting this shit rn

it’s the way i have a medusa tattoo, i know how this story ends. i’m so scared to hear what happens next tho

oh my god this shit is boring

“i wanted to tell you the truth. and i had this stupid fantasy that when i did, you’d understand. i knew if you accepted me, then maybe other people would”ok LGBTQ+ experience summed up into one quote

“it was possible, likely in fact, that all the lies i told to keep her safe, were creating new and wildly complex issues for everyone” you guys need to think hard and go to therapy before you have children

i don’t want this book to end but i fear i should have been keeping a flow chart for this timeline bc i am confused. too many numbers

“This country must swear off its dirty little wars. The CIA has been at the root of every dirty little war America has fought in this century. The CIA and dollar diplomacy.” and you know she’s so real for that

i don’t know how many more jack flashbacks i can take. your dad didn’t love you. ok who cares? why are you making that my problem?

grown ass man takes accountability challenge: level impossible

only a man could write such a horribly unlikable male protagonist

“The sky was also leaden; it was November 7, and with the new month the weather had become threatening.” it’s literally November 7th as i sit in my bed and read this book…wtf