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this is bananas

doing my homework for the nathan fielder doc

okay i’m starting to get it

ancient greeks were such gossips

All I’ve read so far are the introduction and translators note, both of which are fascinating. I miss English class

this banishment sounds more like a vacation to me

i am having the hardest time getting into this

this book feels kind of nasty and mean and not in a fun way. also has a weird obsession with the biggest loser?

finally starting this because the library wants it back

carrying a water gun around to spray at people who bother you is genius

giving this another shot before the movie comes out

learning lots of delightful new words, such as “bumptious”