Corbin Harnden > Recent Status Updates

If I awoke in the middle of the forest to two possible black bears right outside my tent with only a pocket knife and nail clippers, I simply would just pass away on the spot

It definitely sucks having to slog through downpouring rain and deep snow, but that’s what happens when you attempt to walk the AT before the spring lmao

These dudes are so goofy, and the writing is fantastic; this is gonna be a good read

Ew no way aegon iii married a SIX YEAR OLD, GRRM wtf is wrong with you

Sayonara Alicent RIP BOZO ‼️🔫😮‍💨 enjoy that terrible death from the winter sickness or whatever

Cregan stark is such a bro, he prob lowkey saved the entire realm with his short term as kings hand

RIP Rheanyra 🫩 no chance the greens somehow won this

Daemond stabbed Aemond’s other eye out 🫪 Caraxes but into Vhagar and got gutted before killing both of each other 🫪🫪 the dance is GOIN

Rhaenyra sits on the throne! This is again a bit different from the show, but mostly following along

BLOOD AND CHEESE “an eye for an eye, a son for a son”

War is ON between the greens and the blacks (team black all the way fr, fuck the hightowers)

“The storm broke and the dragons danced” oh SHIT, there is much difference from this book than the show

Rip Alysanne, she fr was the good queen

Aerea got turned into a dragon by BALERION omg

Aerea claimed BALERION out of all the dragons she could have LMAO, if I was Rhaena I’d be unbelievably pissed too 😭

Maegor the cruel was so random

Can’t believe it took this long for some creepy dude to spook Cheryl, I would’ve booked it the second someone said something odd like that to me - not stand around like she did lmao

Dumb chapter about her reaching some random town and hooking up with a local before getting back on the trail

“It’s okay,” I whispered to the deer, not knowing what I was going to say until I said it: “You’re safe in this world.”

As shit of a person Cheryl is, sometimes she can be pretty cool

Shoutout to REI for giving her correctly sized boots, just gotta send em to her now

She deadass gets so many free handouts, but when she finally has a campground host tell her she can’t start the night for free those people are suddenly the bad guys 🙄🙄

Deadass she keeps taking breaks and cheats her way forward cause of how unprepared she is on the trail, this bitch is EXHAUSTING

These mfs keep getting new people involved while Ivan is going insane in the asylum alone lmao, black magic is about to go down

She’s cheating on the hike now omfg, bro skipped a huge section of the trail cause if snow 🙄