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Idk I just love lesbians

IT HAS BEEN LITERALLY ONE DATE AND THEY ARE TAKING A WEEKEND TRIP TO MEET THE PARENTS TF TFFFFF

Girl I keep waiting for the Silly Miscommunication Plot but they are lesbians. They’re communicating so thoroughly that they’re telling each other shit I don’t think any sane person would share.

No one’s gonna step up to you like a lesbian because what do you mean she’s moving full time just so you can officially date now

For a conversation that could’ve been a work email this bitch sends a text inviting her over to her place on the weekend. Mind you the other bitch escalates from texts to a phone call before dropping in, and again all of it could’ve been a work email on Monday. Love this for them.

Every time they interact I’m like “well this is an HR violation” and they’re not even hooking up yet.

Bitch this book is insane but why am I picking up whatever they’re putting down

They put crack or something in this book I swear

There’s 2 hours left to go and I still don’t know

I’m a little over halfway through this and I can’t tell if I like it or not..

When will I get to live my hallmark movie and fake date someone?

Girl I’m over here listening to this like it’s crack flowing straight to my brain