Caroline > Recent Status Updates

so sam triggers my fight or flight

oh this book was actually written for me! emma i see u

ahh great wolf lodge the place of romance

if a man sent me an exit interview after a date i’d leave the country

holy fuck

toni is in my brain projecting a movie it’s magical

i need people to stop picking on brooke im emotionally attached to her

lily i’m bored

idk where this is going but i’m having a good time

yummy prose
giving joan didion’s play it as it lays

the way they met was so lazy and i would’ve loved more depth in the beginning of their relationship but they’re growing on me

now who’s surprised what can i say im invested in this series

man this lady can write

i think i finally understand how half of the characters are related! score!

fuck this book is really good but there are sm characters i’m not smart enough for this memory game

no one should ever use “jiggle down” to mean sex that should be actually against the law

also i’m addicted to dean and allie

oh no i’m hooked

grown woman writes college boy dialogue so ofc they’re talking abt sexy twilight

jacob honey we need to up your prozac dose immediately i love you

power dynamic is giving weird (hellooo donating ur kidney to ur crush’s brother?!) but they’re super cute together

she stalked his instagram page and requested to follow him…briana you are a brave soldier

if i had a nickel for every time a guy named jeremiah stole his brothers girl id have two nickels

also ik i started them in the wrong order but im lazy and invested now so part of your world can wait a second

elin hildenbrant esque but in a sad grey filter