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"Hey, kids! Remember last year when we all semi-creepily (but with the BEST OF INTENTIONS!!) started shipping the two teens behind the Big League Burger and Girl Cheesing Twitter accounts that were warring on this here internet?" who writes like that an interesting article....

"I’ve been working at Girl Cheesing to learn the ropes of owning a small business. As a result, Jack’s mom has given me free rein to add any desserts I want to the menu." why does it sound like the story of her mom?

“Yeah, well.” She leans forward and kisses me on the cheek, shy and quick. “I think we’ve had our fair share of those.”
this feels kind of unnatural. they just started dating...

"I bridge the distance between us, and then we’re kissing again" pink

“Let’s, uh, get you back into bed, Mom.” lol

"There’s only one place I want to go, and it’s the last place I should be." home to your dad? or to jack? guess we'll find out

“First of all, Ethan posted it.” Ethan is such an ass

"just—it made everything weird. I hated it. I wished I hadn’t known.” man...why u have to say it like that

“Pepper Marie Evans, what on earth do you think you’re doing?” why didnt she call her Patricia?

"we lean in and our lips touch and we’re kissing on my couch." pink

“Hush. I’m having a moment over here.” lol

"that—it would be too easy to grab her hand, to reach up and tuck her bangs behind her ear, to stop and stare at her and see if that moment from the pool was just a moment or something that led to a much bigger one." pink

"Your dentist will be, that’s for sure" pfft

“In that case, I’m definitely telling everyone you sleep in Hello Kitty pajamas.” ahaha

" Are you suggesting we take matters into our own hands? Wolf I am" YESS. Finally!

"We didn’t even look out the window —we were already planning our new lives like we were orphans in a book series or something.” lol

"with a link to a compilation of animals making scream noises in the wild that goes on for a full ten minutes." pfft

“Um, ow.” “Jesus.” And then, at the same time: “Are you okay?”
cuuute

"I may have my pride, but my stomach sure doesn’t." pfft

"I’m sure you’ll have no problem coming up with ideas because you can always just rip off someone else’s.” that wqs meaaan

"The usual. Selling hard drugs. Joining a cult. Starting an underground fight club for teens, except the one rule is you HAVE to talk about it." pfft

"with everyone here from behind some kind of veil—as though I’m allowed to be here, but not engage." so true

"freshman year, I’d notice her staring —not just at me, but at everyone." woe what is she? my description?

Last year I watched you put Kool-Aid mix in pool water and drink it. I know you’re dumb.” pfft

“So?” I ask, as she slides herself into the seat right next to mine. She either doesn’t hear me or pretends not to. “How many?”
pfft funny coincidence

"that the most recent user was just dubbed “Blobfish.”" lol

(I figured leaning into that second one and calling it “Weazl” was a little too much, even for me)."
wait is this wolf? is that why he and the girl are still anonymous?

"Paige to totally freeze Mom out for being the one to initiate it" girl what?

"catching her fingers without thinking, then closed his eyes as he pressed them to his lips, kissing them, softly." pink