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what do you mean the guys are so far even much worse than the movie depicted?
mr. i piss my pants bc my girlfriend has more interest in an absolute milf than my sorry ass is driving me crazy

I'm reminded again about how much I despise the men in this story

Akasha said "all men should die" with a fruity rabid borzoi on a leash who does not want to be her attack hound

gotta respect that game

was not expecting Armand to enjoy the cuckholding chair but it fits him perfectly

Bret, baby, honey, raise your standards.

perfect no brainer to get back into reading 🙏

currently in a big reading slump
but every time i pick this up someone is fucking someone (over) and that's kinda funny

it's kinda weird to read books that take part in a time where Mr. Musky bought Twitter and renamed it X and it is specifically mentioned

but then again if i have to read the word tweetmageddon one more time i need to close the book for a while

the demon in the teenage girl body: "time to crush teenage dreams in high school and give them all body issues 💅"

Gonna try to only read Slasher & Horror this August
everything to get the summerween feeling I'm craving for and this here is a good start 🔪🩸

"Dad, this is not how conversations work."
Dad, continues his talk about Karl Marx in (as i imagine it) a heavy italian accent 🤌

last night i was too sleepy to update properly but man even with all that stonks talk diaz does it again with pulling me deep into these characters 😔🙏

every time someone describes the vagina as a "fold" an angel (my sanity) loses it's wings

why is Nothing the embodiment of "my immortal" mixed with the most insufferable teenage rebel trope

the post apocalyptic nuns are shaking in their robes and only lesbianism can save them

it's so disgusting i love it 🪲

"Maybe, when queerness is so normal and accepted that finding it will feel less like entering paradise and more like the claiming of your own body: imperfect, but yours."

gotta be honest, she is cooking with absolut GAS 🔥 here

Flewelling truly said lemme put Seregil & Alec in a Bottle of Piss and shake them really hard that might do something for their character development

the weird necromancy creatures are back with loads of hands and limbs 🤲🤲🤲