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I’m ready for them to start screwing each other…I’m a little bored

I’m getting there…

I’m about to devour the heck outta this book in a lazy river while on vacation in Mexico 😂

I’m so confused….

What the heck am I reading?!? This book is so convoluted with so many characters and plans and “not the mafia” bs rolling around. I’m so confused…please tell me it gets better.

When will authors stop writing kids with speech issues already?? It’s not cute to read a 5 year old saying “weally” instead of “really”. If this keeps up, this book will be a DNF for me 🙄

In a reading rut, so I’m revisiting my favorite psychos because I love them!

Oh Ash, my poor, sweet baby…I just wanna hug you.

Also, screw you Marcus!!

THEY FINALLY KISSED!!!!!

Ok, they skipped right over kissing and went straight to fingering…but hey, at least it’s something. I am not built for a slow burn romance.

I’m too impatient for a slow burn…if they don’t at least even kiss soon, I’m gonna lose it!!

Clearly I’ve got problems, but if this book is as bad/slow as book two was, I’m gonna DNF it.

Holy crap. This book is brilliant.

Oh my god, the beautiful broken boys still haven’t kissed yet 😫

Slowest. Burn. Ever.

If these characters weren’t so lovable and funny, this book would be a total DNF.

Oh. My. God. It’s the slowest possible burn ever 🙄 if this was my first Elliott Rose book, I’d quit. But I know this author and I know the spice is worth it, but come on, just ride him already!!!

FINALLY got a first kiss…

Ohhhhhhh myyyyyyyy godddddddd this book is dragging. Seriously, why am I this far into the story and they’re not even flirting yet?? This book has a kink list and trigger warnings, but I’m starting to think they’re invisible.

What even is this book?!? Why do I feel so confused by the timeline??

Ok the “pure innocent catholic girl” bit for the FMC is getting a little old at this point 🙄 case in point: “And I lift in my hands for the first time to touch him. I could only touch him because my eyes were closed. That way I didn’t have to watch myself sin”.

Brb, I’m gonna go gag a bit and remind myself that I’m incapable of leaving a book on DNF.

THERE’S A VITALE SPINOFF AND NO ONE TOLD ME?!?

Hannah annoys me, as the FMC I’m suppose to want to root for her, I want her to win and get the guy. Currently tho, I want her to walk into traffic 🙄 I hope she develops more, or else I’m out.

Oh. My. God. This. Book.

I’m about to DNF this book because the author has a FIVE YEAR OLD child speaking like this, “You’s can stop dat, we’s going Poppy. I’s like him. You’s do to, I’s sees the way ya smile at him”.

🙄 it’s making my skin crawl.

Ok, it’s picking up now…if you can make it through the first 40% of this book, you get rewarded for it-haha.

How am I not even 40% into this book yet?? It’s dragging, like painfully and slowly killing me.

There’s just something special about reading an ax killer at summer camp book during the summer…I’m looking forward to this story…

These brothers are going to ruin me…

Here goes nothing…book 3 of 3, let’s see how this disaster ends lol