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Wait wait wait you mean to tell me that he made a monster and then IMMEDIATELY lost it? For two years?? Bruh we gotta stop letting men be mad scientists.

So far it’s giving “Closeted gay man goes to the North Pole and finds the love of his life among the ice”

Yo this is lowkey kinky

I forget that blood typing is relatively new and that they used to just raw dog blood transfusions like this

Glad to see that “white person ignores all the spooky red flags and gets themselves into a terrible situation” isn’t just a modern horror trope lol

I’m really tickled by the idea that alien encounters are just nepo aliens pranking us 😂

Is it just me or is Miss Brodie lowkey annoying?

Is this fucking play about us?

Yeah not sure how I feel about this one….

Last place I thought there would be a reference to Mormonism 😳😂

Yeah already intrigued I’m excited.

Turns out reading 30+ pages of a book in a day is fun when it’s not a textbook for grad school

Y’all need to get to the point faster damn

I’m convinced an invisible women would have been wayyyyyy better at this