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I just wanted them to behave for one chapter yk... JUMPING IN A WISHING FOUNTAIN IN A MALL???????

Jacob's giving her a tramp-stamp??? YESS!! She's a vampire, the edgy, emo shit dont work on it's own, we need camp, c*unt, FUN!!!!

Jacob is very romantic and sweet, that's the only interesting thing going on right now tho

This is just all over the place plot wise; like, we just get a lot A LOT of info dump but we dont see anything happening so it's like these characters are going crazy over fictional possibilities, it's hilarious.

Jacob and Lyssa are not strong characters, they are very basic and lacking so there's nothing to like nor dislike, but at least the smut isn't terrible (although its cringy)

We should be wrapping this up already...

Ok, why are we repeating ourselves so much? And what's up with the over explanations and info dump? At least I'm getting communication and consent