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"I feel like our marriage is falling apart, but Im not gonna tell my husband what is wrong and just be extremely pissed about:
1) Him asking what is wrong
2) Him not asking what is wrong
4) Him suggesting and organising couples therapy
5) Him apologising
6) Him initiating sex
7) Him not initiating sex
8) Him actually having symptoms of his severe anxiety disorder"
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Are we really supposed to be on her side??

If I were to take a shot every time his play-off beard is mentioned, I would already be absolutely shitfaced.

"Im not like other girls, I love fantasy and video games"

Are. You. Fucking. Kidding. Me?

You know the yearning is good when even the asexual bitch wants them to fuck

The book: Has several songs performed by an energetic teenage girl that move the masses to tears everytime

The (male) audiobook narrator: The most monotone and unenthusiastic voice to ever have voiced