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Not me reading this aloud to my cats and educating them on how the P3 Flamethrowers used in WW1 often needed a two man crew to operate them. The cats have additionally learned about Minenwerfers, Chauchets, and Springfields. I fear by the end of this they will be cats of mass destruction.

Woke up yesterday to the intense scent of petrichor and wet mulch with the first heavy, gray rain of Washington in the fall. Felt like the perfect day to start a reread of this beautiful book.

Why do I do this to myself lol

“The second the plane took off I fell asleep in the middle of Stassie’s chest.” I’m sorry, what? How does that even work? You’re sitting shoulder to shoulder…

HE DOESNT KNOW WHAT CONDITIONER IS USED ON???

What is even happening right now

What in the Wattpad is even this?

Not to hate. What a delightful surprise!

To hate or not to hate, that is the question. My money is on to hate.

There’s no way I’m not giving this five stars when I’m done. Holy shit.

“Bagger has developed a sommelier palate for the tart fizz of brachial blood, the fudgy sorghum of femoral, the meaty sludge of heart wounds, the rancid reek of any gut juice at all, and the warm salt lick of arterial blood he now licks from his lips”

Homie is not in fact a vampire.

Rowan is sick. As in as hell. As in in the head. As in as a dog. He might just be one of my favorite characters ever.

You’re telling me I get to gobble up not only graphic descriptions of cannibalism, but also autocannibalism?!?!?? DELICIOUSSS

WE FEAST

I keep forgetting their names 😭 who are these people????

Houston, we have a problem. The word “soulmate” has made its appearance. Yes, that’s bad, I know. It gets worse… the word is not used in reference to the mmc. EUGH, DO I DNF?????????????

Attention, authors, attention. Please research height disparity and anatomy before writing intimate scenes. That will be all, thank you.

Not me looking up the word lock in my kindle and seeing it in relation to FMC’s freaking hair FIVE times. That’s one time every 80 pages, which does seem like a lot, but Jesust can we please get something fresh and new up in here? Ya ever heard of holding hands, MMC?

I’m starting to think MMC is a literal hairbrush with the amount of times he brushes/moves/smoothes a lock of FMC’s hair. His bristly attitude isn’t helping his case.

Orks… that are green… and have tusks… Sigh… *checks the seemingly infinite list* Nope. That one’s not on there yet. Didn’t think it ever would be if I’m being honest. Learn something new about myself every god damned day. Sigh… Oh well. What am I, but a woman? *pens it in with a flourish*

If you don’t know what the list is it’s probably for the better, so I kindly ask that you don’t inquire.

“But us guys, we only see holes. No matter how pretty a girl’s makeup looks, what she’s wearing, or what ordinary thing we’re talking about, all we can think of is how somewhere deep inside this person, there is a hole—a wet hole, and that’s all we can see. Once that thought comes into your head, it’s all there is.”

Ah, but to be a woman writing the dialogue of man.

Anyone want a fresh cuppa tears? I’ve got a whole teapots worth to share.

Ahhhhh. Finally getting the absolute honor and privilege to use a bendy straw to drink Naomi Novac’s brain juice. It’s been a minute and I am THIRSTY!!!!!

This shit got me crying at 4:30am, wtf

Ouch! Author… why… why you do this??

The pawnshop owner would do a double take and offer a two for one deal on choices if I walked through their door…

RAHHHH, I HAVE BEEN TWEAKING OUT IN ANTICIPATION FOR THIS

Dude, Mississippi be wildin…

Literally have avoided reading this one for a week because I’m hella scared of what the ending might be

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