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The shark attack??? Would struggle to speak to my parents ever again if they’d dismissed me being in pain like that tbh.

Are T Kingfisher’s books set in the same universe or does she just really have a thing for nuns??

Full offense, that scene of someone giving birth in a lift was ridiculous. You've already established they know where the emergency call button is, and then when the woman goes into labour they just conveniently don't update anyone or call emergency services?? Instead the main character is playing midwife because they happened to read a book about it once??? Sir????

Never thought I would see a none pizza with left beef joke in print