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Need my man's main mode of transpo to be a black horse

Tinder mentioned

Ofccccc they picked out an outfit for her 😭😭 it's giving nov 9

Kinda struggling with punishment chapter because can't rlly apply it to my middle schoolers

Getting there! I like taking notes on this book and learning from it

"I was so gung ho to get this new approach going in my family that I came home from a meeting, tripped over my daughter's skates in the hall, and sweetly told her, "skates belong in the closet." I thought I was wonderful. She looked at me blankly and kept reading her book, I hit her" BAH not funny but it is

Rah rah. Kingfisher is actually good. But more flirting in the bar pls

OH now we're cooking with gas!

Eye fucking is crazy

Ok starting to like it

"...Alchemists lived very short lives. They often went and killed themselves" oh?

1. Acknowledge (oh) (I see)
2. Name the emotions
3. Talk less listen more
4. Fantasize

I can tell the plot is building but like fr when is this going to be a book I can't put down...

I knew they were siblings

Already like it

That kid getting his dad to speak up for him. So presh

Six seven reference

"One thousand fresh-laid heggs" okayyyyyy

No drivers test ?! lol

Big boobs? Chile anyways so

"Never once did I go to sleep facing away from my family" my heart

Can you imagine having diary entries from 1925

My name is Arkle and I brought the nerds gummy clusters

Also idk if I can count this literal children's book, but I'm waiting on mine from the library!

His dad taking his pregnant mother on 'glorious walks' because he believed if she absorbed gorgeous nature then the child would come out a lover of beautiful things. An hour a day btw

New word: tiddly

"If you have good thoughts, they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely."

Yeah Jacob come get ur 7 yr old wife

Garrett's crazy ass