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ok i lied, maybe it’s good

i’m like reallyyyy not invested. but it’s such a short boom that i’m going to force myself to read the whole thing

i knew i needed to start a new book asap or i’d for sure get into a deep dark reading slump

i don’t have a single tear left in my body. it’s just not possible.

this book is a sick fucking joke. the 13 making the yielding. i’m sobbing like a little bitch. i’m so fucking sick.

“Dorian smiled and brought Morath’s towers crashing down.” I. KNOW. THATS. RIGHT. MY MANNNNNNN

ELIDE RIDING TOWARD LORCAN, OH IM A MESS

i have no words. like i actually can’t.

no this book has me so worked up. i cried when fenrys rejected maeve’s blood bond, and when poor aelin was screaming take it off, and when she offered a blood oath to fenrys. oh this book is going to wreck me. thank god aelin is free.

like i GUESS i understand why aedion is mad but he’s being really annoying about it. just talk to her weirdo

no i’m so serious lock me up. lock me up in a padded room. “ONCE UPON A TIME, IN A LAND SINCE BURNED TO ASH…”
alright, WRAP IT UP

“now the dark queens flag vanished entirely, as fae ships bearing the silver banner of the house of whitethorn opened fire upon their own armada” OH IM GNAWING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE RN

elena might be the worst character yet. what do you mean one of them has to DIE and u just failed to mention it

FUCKING FINALLY, the witchling and the prince, IM GAGGED. AND MAEVES ARMADA, i cannot.

first of all, FINALLY CHAOL AND YRENE AGHHH
second, was so happy about that part that i forgot that nesryn and sartaq were in the middle of running for their lives.
i’m still sobbing my mf eyes out. “i wish we’d had time.” IM SICK. NO IM SICK.
AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN QUEEN OF THE VALG, MAEVE. I KNEW SHE WAS SHADY

aedion and lysandra, i’m CRYING. “this would be his last hunt” UGH I LOVE THEM.
ALSO, ANSEL SHOWING UP WITH AN ARMADA, OH ARLIN THE WOMAN U MF ARE

“i wanted to go to perranth with you.” IM UGLY SOBBING. sick & twisted

CHAOL. ONLY. GRINNED. OH SHUT UP. i’m sweating
CRAP I THINK IM STARTING TO LIKE HIM

FIVE HUNDRED ILKEN. THE 8 OF THEM KILLED 500 ILKEN. holy shit

thank god kadara survived wow. that would have wrecked me

fenrys telling rowan to kill him if maeve gives the order to kill aelin. i’m crying.

YRENE AND CHAOL FINALLY GOT TOGETHER. WAR IS OVER

good god. elide and lorcan just cannot catch a break. she finally kisses him and they finally get to have their moment and then a whole goddamn army of ilken has to show up. be so fr