Olivia L > Recent Status Updates

Oh this is definitely the last 150 pages because WHATTTTT!?!!

NOOOOOO

Help I love them

She will not AHHHHHH

Ahhhhh

AHHAHAHAHA NOT A FEW DAYS!!! 🤰🏻

No he should have crawled because why did he say that to my girl????

Okay I don’t like Chaol any more

Love you SJM but you know nothing about trade or economics lol

Haha Carol is my favourite- don’t let them take you for granted!!

This is perfection so far

Sartaq!!!!

‘So she could see him crawl towards her.’ OHHHKAYYY KALE

I wanna see this!

Chaol is very annoying x

Well, Laurie has clearly decided to live in his own imagination and not be disappointed with reality. That way he doesn’t have to grieve Mt Blanc à la Wordsworth …

EW. No wonder he likes Byron. He’s a pig

I was right about the killer! Also, I described these books as like a ‘Guy Richie film with pensioners’ - I was sort of wrong. He mixes the wealthy and working class in fun crimes, while Osman merges the old and the young. Obsessed.

This is the best in the series BY FAR

Brutal.

Ooooh my first suspect!!

“he doesn’t feel able to get rid of his laminating machine. This must be how America feels about coal-fired power stations.”

This one almost reminds me of a Guy Richie film. Snatch but with pensioners