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It’s a bit awkward but then it’s also a wattpad novel about Draco malfoy so what are we really expecting

My brother in Christ, just ASK her about the postcards
I know it’s an unfamiliar concept of communicating but TRY IT OUT FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
PLEASE I BEG THEE

I have a three minute long video of me crying over the grumpy grandpa that actually cares a lot trope

DANIELLA SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET THE POOR LAD TALK
WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM WOMAN

Oh my god the prologue is actually foreshadowing
And I actually like it..?

I knew it.

Things I don’t like about the book
- the smut
Comes out of no fuckinf where
No build up
No foreplay
Awful smut that too and
- I keep spoiling myself

Okay one thing I have to appreciate
A VERY easy read
Didn’t even realise how fast I read it with exams going on that too

Second thing
Wow
The stalker’s blackmailing her but also saving her ass

“Just order a bloody car already”
?????
A ceo a bloody fuckin wealthy influencers yet neither of them use the cars they have????
What is the fuckin point hello?

I have a really strong feeling the stalker is one of the girls

Suspect lists for stalker
- James pemberton (hens dad)
- one of the girls? Hen massie tor
- Rupert? Massies bf
- Ben? Hens brother

Why does she not have a car? Genuinely curious

Yes Charlie
Loser with glasses tall awkward yes

Aren’t they loaded? Like you mean to tell me,
1. There are no cameras anywhere what so ever
Not in the driveway
In the house
Or even in their car?
2. How does she know how to clean up a body and shit wtf?
3. She might’ve gone a little Joe Goldberg on him but it’s fine

If Blair Waldorf was the main character of Dexter

Can you tell I’m updating my assigned reading for my lit class this sem?

I will genuinely swallow gunpowder so that I can combust into flames when I light myself on fire so that I never have to remember a single part of this book ever again.