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“These costumes look like lingerie.”
“Yeah. That’s kind of the point.”
He grinned. “You should buy this one.”
I scoffed. “You should. I’d look ridiculous.”
“Fuck, I’d look hot as hell in this,and I’d still dick you down good. Demon maid at your service.” He thrust his hips, and the image of him doing that dressed as a maid almost broke me.

omg i want zane as anime maid pls yes gimmie

“Are all Halloween stores like this?” He dodged two children that sprinted past, nearly smacking into him. He shot a quick look back at them, and the child in the lead tripped, falling so abruptly that the kid chasing behind tripped over him too, and they fell into a pile. He smiled smugly as he looked back at me.
“Tripping children?” I said. “Really? Are you proud of yourself for that one?”
“Very. It was hilarious."

"This is a hell of a lot more than a bargain. I’m not fucking around. I don’t fuck around when I find something I want.”
“But you already have me.”
“Body and soul. But I decided I want something else too.” He laid his hand around my neck, and pressed his thumb against my pulse. “That right there. I want that next.” He lowered his voice, a shiver inducing whisper in my ear. "And I'll have it. Just wait."

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“I’m not trying to save the world, Everly,” I said. “I’m not a hero. I’m…angry. I’m only angry. What I’m trying to do isn’t deep, or selfless, or courageous. It’s bitter. It’s selfish. It won’t fix anything or bring anyone back.” I shook my head. “Look, what you’re trying to do is noble. And probably impossible. I can’t help you."

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“What have I told you about sneaking up on me?
“Aww the mortal can’t hear massive footsteps on a wet street” I tried to smack him in the balls, but he turned so that my palm smacked his ass instead. “Ooh yeah, do it harder next time.”
“You completely missed the witch" I said with a heavy sigh "She was right here.”
“Why do you think I’m over here?” He picked up a chapstick,sniffed it,and tossed it. "I smell her magic

“Victoria will absolutely notice if some —” She cut herself off abruptly. “Just follow him.”
“No, no, please, go on, Victoria will if..?” She’d regretted whatever she was about to say therefore I had to know what it was.
She grit her teeth “Victoria will notice…” She lowered her voice even more “She’ll notice if some hot guy is following her around.”
“Me? A hot guy? Wow, Juniper you flatter m-"
"Jesus Christ just go!

That look in her eyes had been so broken, so wretchedly hurt — it fucking haunted me. I knew the reason she’d told me to leave was so she could weep alone.
Her sorrow was her business, not mine. But the bond between our beings still left me aching, it left me feeling hollow since I’d left her. There was no reason to be so attached, no point in being overly involved.
“Fuck. Fucking fuck. Fuck.”
grumpy zane climbing <3

"How many women have you lent this to?" I ask wrinkling my nose.
"Little brat" he says as he pulls the jacket back down on me firmly and zips it up. "This a day of firsts for both of us."
"Oh?"
"You've never been on a bike and no woman has been on mine... ever."
My mouth falls open as he climbs onto itand directs me to my seat behind him.

this is giving me major sukuna biker au 🤭

"You're riding with me"
I look at the bike and then back up at him.
"No, Im driving my car.I think I'd like to be able to get away if something blows up again." I nervously tap my foot when he stays silent "Ive never even sat on a bike before let alone ridden one, and I dont plan on starting today.What happend last night was a one time thing.I had too much to drink"
"Mhmm. You mean when you begged me to let you come?

"Are you planning on selling it? Is that why you want it fixed?"
"Yeah, I was thinking about it... fir the front porch Layla mentioned last night."
"We can work something out" I tell her, closing the hood.
"I.. um... just dont want to involved in anything... less than above the board."
This woman really has no idea what it means to be socially aware. She's basically insuniating Im a criminal.
I mean, I am but still.

“I’m going to have to start keeping dangerous, pointy objects out of your reach.”
“Don’t you fucking dare,” she snapped. “It’s not like it would kill you anyway!” She strained against my hand, but all her strength had nothing on mine. “You’d probably like it. You’d just get all horny if I stabbed you again!”
“You’ve got me there.”

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Oh shit
Zane tsked, looking down at the knife, then slowly back up to me as I took a step back, and then another.
“Juniper, oh, Juniper.” He sighed,grasped the knife, and jerked it free from his flesh.He waved the knife at me, smiling tightly. “Playtime is over, little wolf. That hurt, you know.”
“You scared me" My back was against the glas "Dont sneak up on me!"
"Yes that's what we demons do, we sneak and we scare."

I smiled bitterly. “You can’t fix me, you know.”
He shook his head as he stepped back into the shadows of the trees. “Fix you? Ah, little wolf, I have no desire to fix you. I just want to see all your broken edges shine. I want to feel how sharp you are.”

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“There is no new life for me.There’s no fresh start from this. If you don’t dig out the rot,it will only keep spreading The only thing my heart desires is revenge.” Her hands were clenched into fists on the tabletop “I dont care what you want from me.My soul, my suffering…I dont care.You say your deals hurt,well so do mine.And Im not afraid. Are you?"
"Oh Juniper" I shook my head "You dont know what you're asking for

I had myself handled back at the bar too, if you hadn’t interrupted.”
He held up his hands innocently.“I didn’t doubt you. I just wanted a little trouble for myself.”
I snorted, but I didn’t put the gun away. I knew better than that. “Well, you got it, didn’t you? You seem awfully calm for a man who just murdered someone. You do that often?”
He shrugged. "Not often enough to lose that fun tingling feeling inside."

For now, I want nothing at all.”I let my claws come out, and my teeth sharpen.“But someday, little wolf, I may want everything.”
She fired the gun.
I looked down at the shoulder, poking my finger in the wound to dig out the bullet. She watched, in horror, as I dropped the bloodied bit of metal onto the ground.
“My, my, so flirtatious.” I chuckled. “Do that again, Juniper, and I might think you want to play."

Humans and Gods were a bad combination. Give a human knowledge, and he thinks he’s wise. Give a human magic, and he thinks he’s strong. Give a human religion, and he'll think he is right.

sadly true, very true

"I wanna do something fun"
"Talking was fun. You want to play a game?"
"I want to be someone else" she blurts, and her eyes start to well. I want the stars back,the bright honeyed hazel eyes that look at everything with wonder. "I want to be like you."
"Nonyou dom't" I laugh sharply.
"Im not brave or cool or anything fun. I'm just... Im careful. Im good. And it's still not enough. I want to be more."

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“Don’t say you’re sorry.” His voice was just a whisper as he backed away, putting distance between us as if he was afraid I’d cling to him again. “No human is ready for forever, and forever is all I have. But you gave me a part of your life, when mortal lives are so short.” He laughed softly. “I suppose saving your soul could be as good as owning it, so you’d better fucking survive.”

leon you fucker dont die on me

“Nothing is going to take you from me. Nothing.”
“B-ut my soul, you sai—”
He pressed his hand over my mouth. “Shh, stop. Stop.” His claws were pressing into my cheek, little pinpricks of pain. “Dont you fucking doubt that I’ll have your soul. I’m not letting you get away. I’m not letting anything” — he grasped me so hard, so tight, that I could hardly breathe "anything take you from me.Ill rip heaven and hell apart

Breakups were easy, too easy. Because they needed space, because it just wasn’t working, because I was moving, because I was too much. But commitment? To belong? To be really and truly wanted? That was hard.
Humans weren’t good at forever. We weren’t built for forever.

I winced in disgust as he mounted the next skull on the stake. The once-white eyes in the skeletal sockets had shriveled and blackened like old grapes. Absolutely disgusting.
“I can’t just keep severed heads around my yard."
“Oh, I’m sorry.” Leon turned to face me. “Do they not fit your aesthetic? Would death suit your aesthetic better?”

and the way he pitched his voice higher to mock her earlier... im laughing sm

“Oh...oh my God…” The knife fell to the ground as my mouth hung open in horror. Leon was stone-faced, staring at the baseball bat gripped in his fingers, inches from his head. He’d dropped several long pieces of wood in order to catch it. Mouth twisting sourly, he glanced down at the dropped knife, then back to the bat, then to me.
And he began to chuckle.
"You're the maddest woman I 've ever met."

“Leon,” my voice was a hiss, tense and desperate. My hands were knotted up in his shirt. “Leon...do something…”
“Do something?” He shot me a narrow-eyed glare, and said mockingly, “Oh Leon, do something! Save me, please, oh please! What happened to Be gone, demon? What happened to trying to bash my head in with a crucifix?"

😂

Be gone, demon!” she yelled, thrusting the cross forward. She’d really put her strength into that strike.
I snorted. “Oh, stop. Your obsession with trying to bludgeon me to death is getting old.”
“Do you deny it? You’re a demon, aren’t you?”
I rolled my eyes. “Yes, doll.Congratulations, you've done it" I clapped my hands making her jump. "You caught the big bad demon. What a marvelous investigator you are."

She'd once swelles with a rafe and agony furious enough to make sorcery with, and the story she really wanted was to live and get out of this tower - to use her sorcery to tear Gorthan and Elityon both into little pieces. It was their fault, all tge same selfishness and pride. She wanted then deas, nit satisfied and crowned with power. And if she couldnt kilk them herself, she wanted someone else to do it.

"We need to take over the estates." She looked at him in surprise as he continued"Father's not doing any work and I can see the accounts are getting into a mess.For now,everyone is paying their taxes because they are used to him watching but soon they'll notice he isnt.And then the king will find out and he wont be afraid anymore.We need to keep hisreputation strong for now.You can always kill them with sorcery later

Because caring about people who dont care back is stupid and you are not. You were just little.That's why you cared about Argent
"He did!"
"Not enough" Roric took a deep breath. "Would you care?"
"What?"
"Father wont, I know he wont.I could become a great knight or the king and he still wouldnt care.But I thought you might.Because if you'd care, then Id care too. Then we'd have each other, at least."

roric 🥺

"I know you said you're not one of Santa's helpers. You're more like Legol-"
"Don't" he pointed the knife right at her. He might not like it,but his high cheekbones and smooth jaw invited the Tolkien comparison all on its own. But then he put the knife down and pushed up his sleeves. Piper's stomach knotted.
Well he did mention he was half elf, clearly there was a little Aragorn in him too...

"Oh, and this is a reindeer?"
The fehszar snorted and Kol transkated. "What the fuck are you talking about?"
"You know, livet at the North Pole, makes a list, checks it twice..?You'd rhink my elf hallucination would know Santa Claus"
Kol scoffed. "None of that is real, especially the idea that someone coukd live at the North Pole - it's full of frost dragons."

frost dragons made me snort giggle ✨️