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I had a feeling Soren wasn’t who he was pretending to be. Not that it makes what he did any better. But this part has me feeling all the things.

THATS RIGHT F*** YOU JOCELYN

What the FUCK

At this point I’m convinced of two things

1- zavier and the guardian are one in the same or very very close to it
2- either Allesaria doesn’t exist, it’s where king Ramsay lives and people don’t go there, OR Ellder IS Allesaria. I’m leaning towards the latter.

OH MY GOD 🥵🤩

OH MY GOD 🥵🤩

WHAT JUST HAPPENED

Ugh this poor girl has gone through enough heartache

YASSSSSSS HES BACK 😭😭😭❤️

How the FUCK DID I NOT SEE THAT COMING

"I'm about to introduce you to all seven gods. When you meet them, don't forget to tell them I'm the one you worship on your knees"

IM SPEECHLESS
SIR

😍🥵🥵🥵

SIR
IN FRONT OF COMPANY??
IM BLUSHING

🫣🫣🥵🫣🫣

Oh no please don't be related 🤢

I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣

"You saved me... You saved big Bertha, the humpback whale" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Why is this borderline cheesy though

"Unhand my wife"


EXCUUUUUSE ME???????

Idk why but using the word sublime in this scenario gives me the ick

Stop it 🤣🤣
Not him roasting how many REAL authors describe 🍆 lmaooo

"Goodnight Kat. Sleep well. Dream of nothing"

Okay but why do I love that?

"You found me"
"I never lost you. Who do you think has been ringing the doorbell this whole time? "
😭😭😭❤️

I really need her to stop being so secretive now. It's borderline annoying

God damn. This man 🥵

OMG DOES SHE END UP PREGNANT

Torrin is always taking care of everyone else but who is taking care of Torrin 😭💔

MISS KYLE YOU LITTLE SHIT
You got me. Honestly impressed because I had a hunch in the first book about who kayin was but you successfully extinguished it.
What a fantastic plot twist!

Ulric is one of the gods and you can't convince me otherwise

SO MESSSSSYYY 🤣🤣🤣

HOW DID WE GET HERE
IM SQUEALING

Oh. Well I guess I'm just impatient and should have waited until the next page 🙈