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How the FUCK DID I NOT SEE THAT COMING

"I'm about to introduce you to all seven gods. When you meet them, don't forget to tell them I'm the one you worship on your knees"

IM SPEECHLESS
SIR

😍🥵🥵🥵

SIR
IN FRONT OF COMPANY??
IM BLUSHING

🫣🫣🥵🫣🫣

Oh no please don't be related 🤢

I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣

"You saved me... You saved big Bertha, the humpback whale" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Why is this borderline cheesy though

"Unhand my wife"


EXCUUUUUSE ME???????

Idk why but using the word sublime in this scenario gives me the ick

Stop it 🤣🤣
Not him roasting how many REAL authors describe 🍆 lmaooo

"Goodnight Kat. Sleep well. Dream of nothing"

Okay but why do I love that?

"You found me"
"I never lost you. Who do you think has been ringing the doorbell this whole time? "
😭😭😭❤️

I really need her to stop being so secretive now. It's borderline annoying

God damn. This man 🥵

OMG DOES SHE END UP PREGNANT

Torrin is always taking care of everyone else but who is taking care of Torrin 😭💔

MISS KYLE YOU LITTLE SHIT
You got me. Honestly impressed because I had a hunch in the first book about who kayin was but you successfully extinguished it.
What a fantastic plot twist!

Ulric is one of the gods and you can't convince me otherwise

SO MESSSSSYYY 🤣🤣🤣

HOW DID WE GET HERE
IM SQUEALING

Oh. Well I guess I'm just impatient and should have waited until the next page 🙈

WHO IS THIS GREEN EYED MYSTERY MAN

There's no way that this ends well.

I love Roland but now I'm scared he's gonna fuck around and get himself killed because how else does this end??

Oh damn. I was not ready for that. Way to drop a bomb Lena

I will never understand how or why in so many books they choose to do the deed in times of despair and heartache.

So he's definitely Silas then I think

"When his hand touches mine, it's not sparks that fly but a solid steady warmth that spreads"

Okay I actually love that 🥹

At least the smut got better

Yeah sure let's throw in a random prophecy that's never once been talked about or hinted at. 🙄

Yaaasssss

Okay I'm thoroughly enjoying this book more than the first

Ama I know you're a snake I just can't prove it yet. 🧐