"Dude, whatever floats your boat. Even hippo porn." He chuckles again [...] "I was reading Dean's journal--"
"There are moments I have considered burning it."[...]
Dean's mouth drops open. "What? Why?"
"You read it for hours every night, and I'm beginning to suspect that you're using it in an inappropriate manner."
"Dude, you're reading hippo porn!"
~ just like that i almost died at the gym
— May 10, 2026 07:46AM
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